(Insert Silent Film Music Here)

HEY!

(We're in the A's by Jay Jianoran)

We're in the A's
Come on play baseball
Let's score a Homer, Double
You will be out

(INSTRUMENTAL)

We're in the A's
Mark Kotsay have some Soda.
1974 Oakland Athletics will be unfair.
Like Sal Bando and Gene Tenace
appearing on The Simpsons
Regarding Margie.

(Pac-Man Fever by Arcade Junkie)

They were 2 best friends and songwriters from Atlanta way
They wanna write a song all the DJs could play
There was a Pac-Man machine there
And then they played the machine, and then they wrote a song there
A one-hit wonder now, A favorite thereafter
Buckner & Garcia had a hit called Pac-Man Fever

They wrote the lyrics true and then recorded it
And then they made a single out and that was it
And when the DJs came to play
It was a fine Top 10 hit, just years before there was Clay
A one-hit wonder now, a favorite thereafter
Buckner & Garcia had a hit called Pac-Man fever

(St. Louis Blues by Arcade Junkie)

Well, lace up on your skates
and a uniform
Get yourself ready, now skate you go
Play hockey with the St. Louis Blues
You can beat the Red Wings if you're in the St. Louis Blues

(Volvo Driver by Troy)

You ain't nothin' but a Volvo-driver
drivin' slow all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a Volvo-driver
drivin' slow all the time.
Well, you ain't never gonna speed
and you hold traffic (you hold traffic)
up all the time.

(She's Turned Blue by Arwen)

She's turned blue
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She's turned blue
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She's turned blue
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Your girlfriend's mood is off
And she's not got much to sa-ee-ay
She seems to want to cough
And her head's starting to swa-ee-ay
And now she's turned blue
You should know that's always bad
Yes, she's turned blue
And it's not a fashion fad

(Stayin' Alive by Alvin Rhodes)

well you can tell by the sound of my muffled talk
i'm a special kid, i really rock
cry out loud, nerves are worn
i've been kicked around since i was born
but now its all right, its OK
i am used to life this way
i do not try to understand
god must have some special plan

and if i had my druthers, i'd rather be unsmothered
i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
feel my neck a breakin', because i have been shaken
but i'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive
ouch ouch ouch ouch, stayin' alive

(Genre by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger)

It's genre,genre,genre,genre
Not a word for your dishonor
Showing how great you've said this word right
It could mean "category" or "type"

It's genre,genre,genre,genre

(Get Ready For This: Are You Ready for Some Football Version by Jay Jianoran)

Hank Williams: Are You Ready for Some Football?

HEY!

(Top 100 Parody Authors by Will Agrudis Glover)

AmIRight Parodies
The Hundred Best Authors
From William Higgins
To Michael Hack
We aim for first place
Or at least top 50
On this website
AmIRight dot com

(Kanye Feels No Love Tonight by Michael Pacholek)

And Kanye feels no love tonight
from the guy with misplaced war.
It's enough for that pie-eyed blunderer
to know he's gone too far.
And Kanye feels no love tonight.
Folks got unfair rest.
It's enough to make
our king, that vagabond
believe he ain't the best.

There's a time for Georgie Bush, if he'll only learn
that he shouldn't look away while our world will burn.
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
but if you ain't rich like him, he don't care about you and yours.

And Kanye feels no love tonight
from the guy with misplaced war.
It's enough for that pie-eyed blunderer
to know he's gone too far.
And Kanye feels no love tonight.
Folks got unfair rest.
It's enough to make
our king, that vagabond
believe he ain't the best.