Exegol is changing
I heard it's 'cause Luke died
Or is it for Akbar too?
I'd go check the news
But it's too dangerous, till noontide

Somewhere Rey still trains
Until Leia's passed on
We knew she'd croak for years
But "why"'s the question here
We don't know why Snoke's just a pawn

Hold on, Poe (Finn comes too)
Brings news (Start the Falcon)
Somewhere they'll make
Another Death Star, and

Somehow Palpatine returned
That is all they learned; it's quite vague
And Lando's maybe got a clue
Why he's still not through with these shows?
I'll be blunt, they just don't know

He can feel her presence (Rey's grandfather)
So Kylo keeps coming (Can't come too, though)
But when he's harpooned by Rey
Han comes back; tells him to stay
Now Ren's lightsaber may clog some plumbing

Where is Rose (In all this)
If she's not important, just (Guess Finn gets no kiss)
Kill her off like everyone knows (Like General Hux, and)

Somehow Finn can sense the Force
Couldn't say of course; they're swallowed
But come back in the nick of time
That's when lightning climbs from Rey's hands

But somehow harmless (Chewie's alive)
No one goes home armless (Kill those TIEs)
I feel that (I've got this feeling; it's vague)
C-3PO may save this franchise!

Somehow he is all the Sith
Snoke ain't in all this; he's long gone
And Kylo's got the hots for Rey
Not much I can say anymore

Sith's destroyed; quite the shocker
Her new saber's light amber
So her name's Rey Skywalker