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Song Parodies -> "The Typhoon"
Original Song Title:
"The Dragoon"
Original Performer:
Metrox
Parody Song Title:
"The Typhoon"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I used and adapted an old Japanese anime song to use milspeak, describing the Eurofighter Typhoon. It is mixed up and lengthened to accommodate the technolgy listed. So it is bastardized. The result, however, is highly accurate if you know combat aircraft!
The BAe EAP
JF-90, 1980s
European search for new
Exotic technologies
Digital FBW control
HOTAS cockpit, avionics
DVC input was vital
So were advanced electronics
BVR interceptor
Secondary attack role
The new EJ-2000
Eurofighter, “Typhoon” called
EJ200 engine
ECR-90 radar
New IRST system
DASS defense system on par:
Missile approach detector
Laser and Radar warning
ESM and ECM
Chaff/flare dispenser, + towing (decoy)
27 (mm) Mauser BK-27
Ordnance carried- about 9 tons
Mix of AMRAAMs or Meteors
With new Brimstone munitions
Add Paveway III LGBs
And Storm Shadow dispensers
ALARM ARMs against radar
Penguin AS destroyers
It’s a strong Eurocanard
With auto-recovery
Internal diagnostics
Quadruplex redundancy
Gen 4.5, 21st Century….
JF-90, 1980s
European search for new
Exotic technologies
Digital FBW control
HOTAS cockpit, avionics
DVC input was vital
So were advanced electronics
BVR interceptor
Secondary attack role
The new EJ-2000
Eurofighter, “Typhoon” called
EJ200 engine
ECR-90 radar
New IRST system
DASS defense system on par:
Missile approach detector
Laser and Radar warning
ESM and ECM
Chaff/flare dispenser, + towing (decoy)
27 (mm) Mauser BK-27
Ordnance carried- about 9 tons
Mix of AMRAAMs or Meteors
With new Brimstone munitions
Add Paveway III LGBs
And Storm Shadow dispensers
ALARM ARMs against radar
Penguin AS destroyers
It’s a strong Eurocanard
With auto-recovery
Internal diagnostics
Quadruplex redundancy
Gen 4.5, 21st Century….
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