There's always one jerk who thinks they're smart and cool
Because they "win" their debates when instead they're a tool
Can see them jumping in to yell out how you're wrong
Deprived of any thoughts to then continue on but on they go
Ooh, they just want you to know they disagree today
Tomorrow, that might change

But they well frigging know that we'd like to send them below
Want to see all us seethe, a screenshot's what they need
I say, well, this all blows but you'll find I won't stoop that low
I won't be the sap, see, won't give them their opposition

Do not engage these guys, there's nothing to convince
Whatever stance you've got, they'll claim they're not for it
It will drive you insane to explain logic'lly
This fight, you cannot win, the point's to make you pissed 'cause they don't care
It can be hard to learn to spy these total freaks
From proper questions, geez

Can I smell from their posts? I can't lie, I don't always know
What can seem "troll" might be someone a bit too keen
What could help is to know this one line: obligated? No
You are free to be free, don't have to be opposition

Don't want help, this I know, they've replied just to tell me so
Long threads seen as pure "REEE", that kind of asshole, geez
What does help is to know they lose minds when you block like so
They won't be both'rin' me as the bad-faith opposition, whoa-ooh-whoa

Yell at me? Nope, I'm free from the asshole opposition
'Cause they don't seek debate, it's true, just want all-caps opposition
Let them speak? Nah, delete self-appointed opposition
They come to me to be a douche? I don't want their opposition
They can leave real quickly rather than be opposition