I'm loggin on today
To the messageboard to hear what people say
Left a comment, now you're
Stuck out on an island with eleven DVDs
What do you bring?

I'm leaving you a note
It's against by-laws to reply above the quote
I can understand you'd be so scared stiff
We are closely knit
By a topic that has everything, all rolled into one

It's a clique! We're all bastards
On The Only Thread That Matters
There's a Princess with some class
But she still kicks some a*s
We love L-OTR
Got our own Australian bar
You know we couldn't have it any other way

We all may seem like twits
But you're welcome for as long as you seem fit
Rest assured that if the topic makes you nervous
And you don't know what to say
In an hour it will change
And you won't have missed a thing!

It's a clique! We're all bastards
On The Only Thread That Matters
There's a Princess with some class
But she still kicks some a*s
We love L-OTR
Got our own Australian bar
You know we couldn't have it any other way

Just when you think you've got it figured out
The subject's already changing
We think it's cool
We do what we do
My sense of humor slays me

It's a clique! We're all bastards
On The Only Thread That Matters
There's a Princess with some class
But she still kicks some a*s
We love L-OTR
Got our own Australian bar
You know we couldn't have it any other way

We will mock, we will tease
Even heckle if you please
When you pounce, when you clobber
We're the fuel for your fodder
We've been dumb, we've been slimed,
We'll answer you in time
You know you wouldn't have it any other way