Song Parodies -> "Undies Again"

Original Song Title:

"Angry Again"

Original Performer:

"Undies Again"

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The Lyrics

Christmas is almost with us...and what is worse than not getting what you asked for? Getting nothing but underwear! Original Song

On Christmas morn, I wake and stretch
Run to the tree and it’s the best!
And piled high are tons of gifts
I’m so pumped up, I’m gonna flip!

Can’t wait to see all my toys
Don’t care ‘bout other girls and boys
Open the box, what do I see?
No PS4 or Nintendo Wii!

Where are my toys? Man, I don’t know
I’ve still got time to find some gold
But until then, I’ll have to hold
Undies again, undies again, undies NO!

Oh man, that first box made me pissed...
That must have been my grandma’s gift
Santa don’t bring me more pain
Don’t think I can do this again...

Then inside a red envelope
A gift card I won’t use, for sure!
To Bob’s Boxers Emporium
Undies again, undies again, undies NO!

Why must this pain continue?
This really isn’t fair
Each ripping of the tissue
Brings more and more despair
I wanted an iPhone
Feel gypped on Christmas day
Instead, I got boxer briefs
In a Sears 3-pack, how lame!

I’d even take a pair of shoes
But now I’ll need a lot of booze
That’s why Santa, I won’t believe
If you were kind, then why me!?

I made my list way back in May
Mailed it to you the very next day
You must have gotten it, but don’t care
It’s just the same thing every year!

I’m sorry Nick, but you must go
I’m steaming mad, it melts the snow
Don’t want ones with Batman’s logo
Undies again, undies again, undies again
Not again! Not again! Again!?

[SANTA CLAUS]
Sorry Billy, I did not know
Your list never reached the North Pole
When that happens, just one thing goes
Undies again, undies again, undies, HO!

Yep, that's right kids...if you don't send Santa a list of what you want, you get nothing but underroo's. So get those lists in!

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Agrimorfee - December 21, 2014 - Report this comment

Timeless and topical, very funny build of continued frustration for the singer. Cute to have Santa stop by for a cameo, 555

Max Power - December 28, 2014 - Report this comment

I know, who the heck buys clothes for Christmas let alone underwear? Not sure which would be worst Christmas gift, clothes or toys from the pharmacy?

Matthias - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment

Very fun and Christmassy! Tis the season to be goofy!

bobpiecheese - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I'd actually be happy to get clothes for Christmas, seeing as how I could never be arsed to go and get them myself, but I'd draw the line at undies (undies for my birthday as part of a "superhero" mega-gift? That's okay). Great parody here, 555!

Blaydeman - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) simple in the best way and universally relatable. I liked the Christmas trip you took us on. Nice job Abbott.

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