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Song Parodies -> "The Crop-Circle Makers"

Original Song Title:

"The Beautiful People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"The Crop-Circle Makers"

Parody Written by:

Jim A

The Lyrics

I went to the hardware store today
took some planks of wood out, Wiltshire way
UFO buffs always tag along
your Gaia theory is patently quite wrong

The Crop-Circle makers, The Crop-Circle makers
a plank and some rope, and a couple of acres
you can't see ufo's here with ease
you can't see nothing but flattened wheat

hey you, what do you see?
physics formulas, drawn in fields
hey you, what do these circles mean?
that you like to trespass, in places so green

theres no farmer to remonstrate
it gets to friday night and it's very late
the photo's in the evening post
will fetch a thousand quid at the most

The Crop-Circle makers, The Crop-Circle makers
a plank and some rope, and a couple of acres
you can't see ufo's here with ease
you can't see nothing but flattened wheat

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