(Long intro music).

Were're the Conservative Republicans, we are up here with the chickens,
We are first with Jesus Christ, always wrong and always Right!
We are taking over congress, making everyone regress,
Forcing our own religion down every schoolgirl's dress!
Were're ignoring your beliefs, giving no liberal their relief,
Shutting down women's clinics, giving every church their beef!
We are writing our own books on what to do with crooks,
But we don't look in the mirror at our own destructive looks!

Overtaxing, overtalking, oversleeping, overeating....
Flunked spelling class, way upper class, giving you some sass, won't wipe our ass, cannot do math!
Underfunding, undercaring, are not thinking are not reading....
Shooting guns, writing puns, chewing gum, having fun, scratching bum!
Too nose-picky, way too icky, way too tricky, epilepsy....
Shoot the homos! Kill the bozos! Fight the mo's! F*** the ho's! Eating snow!
No more condoms, no more schools, no more food you stupid fools!
I am poor, oh woe is me! I cannot go to Law School!

(Music break).

Now we rule this place, and we will kick you in the face,
You are nice, you are clean, and we will give you our disgrace.
And, we preach our wretched gospel, my oh me we are just awful!
Can't you see that I am Jesus? Watch TV and you'll believe it!
And, we roughly trample on, and we believe that you are wrong,
We plug our ears to your jeers, feed ourselves on your fears!
Votes come in, Democrats play, the rights we owe we take away!