(Can't let go, it's crazy)
(ooh ooh, aw no)
(Oh noooooooooo)

There I was
Slapping your hand
Now I'm lost
Trying to understand
How did I
Get in this plight
Don't you know
We're stuck so tight

Even though I try
I can't let go
Damn this superglue
That's got ahold
We're quite a sight
Your jokes and stupid schemes
They really blow
I can't let go

Side by side
In an everlasting high five
And I'm asking why
You think that you're so sly
What a jam
Stuck palm to palm
You're so inept
I'm calling mom

Even though I try
I can't let go
So damn this superglue
That's got ahold
We're stuck all night
Because you thought it seemed
So apropos
I can't let go

Did you even realize
Our fingers can't be unpried
Even using a knife
Don't you know our skin will peel
And we will scream and cry
C'mon let's find
Something that'll dissolve glue
And get us both out of this bind

Even though I try
I can't let go
Damn this superglue
That's got ahold
Not very bright
Your pranking is extreme
And all I know
I can't let go

Even though I try
I can't let go
Damn this superglue
That's got ahold
This sticky plight
Is worse than it might seem
'Cause don't you know
I gotta go