Song Parodies -> "Television is Love"

Original Song Title:

"Vision of Love"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Television is Love"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

youtube

Vertical hold
Remote control
Frolicking through every station
To the shows that I'm getting for free

Opening scene
Glued to the screen
Feeling the airwaves seduce me
And finding it so heavenly

My television is love
The definition of livin' to me

Those "Baywatch Nights"
"I Married Joan"
Get on at "Shining Time Station"
Carry me through "Twilight Zone"

No sign-off song
No sermonette
Even a stray infomercial
Will do if it's all I can get

My television is love
High definition I'm wishin' to see
My television is love
I'm livin' it and it's livin' me

Tuned into a dream
That is televised
The latest news is me
Story at five
See the beauty on my TV
Satellite heaven
Has beamed down to me

Sedating my mind
Ciao, sanity
And I'll be obsessively watching
Knowing that you're watching me
Friday night fights
And MTV
People on "Gilligan's Island"
Mean more than my real family

My television is love
Smiling on Jeremy Piven and me
My television is love
It's an electronic fireplace to me

Porfle's Secret Blog
HK and Cult Film News

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rob Arndt - November 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Very funny Porfle-555!!!

Porfle Popnecker - November 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Much obliged.

Matthias - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment

Loved the line: "People on "Gilligan's Island" Mean more than my real family" Fantastic parody here Porfle!

Porfle Popnecker - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks!

Agrimorfee - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Pretty funny, less random than most parodies with this topic.

Porfle Popnecker - November 24, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks! Sometimes I'm in a random mood, and other days I potato squirrels Eggs Benedict.

Rex - November 25, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) And if you find your "guests" annoying all you have to do is change the channel! I wonder if the next generation will be singing "My Smartphone Is Love".

Blaydeman - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment

(AofA) This parody is getting high rating! 555 to be exact!

bobpiecheese - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I don't watch TV these days (couldn't be buggered) but this was a pretty good parody. A love song about television, it sounds like something that's been done before but there was nothing played-out about this parody. 555 channels!

Porfle Popnecker - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments! I haven't had cable or broadcast TV for years myself. I just watch DVDs.

Below Average Dave - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment

It was a solid parody--I, like some other commenter, am not a big TV watcher. . .I, as your post just indicated, prefer DVDs, so didn't really relate, but decent parody.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.