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Song Parodies -> "All He Wants for Christmas is Troops"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want for Christmas is You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"All He Wants for Christmas is Troops"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Xmas in July last entry... and it's crazy, as usual!!!
Hitler doesn't want much for Christmas
There's just one thing he truly needs
He doesn't care about the weapons
Being built in his arms factories
He just wants you for his own
More than you would ever know
Make his wish come true
All he wants for Christmas is...
Troops!!!

He doesn't want a lot for Christmas
There's just one thing he truly needs
He doesn't care about the surface fleet
Nor his cherished submarines
He doesn't need to hear the mocking
Of the BBC, that crude English race
Von Braun won't make him happy
With a rocket on Christmas day
He just wants you for his own
More than you would ever know
Make his wish come true
All he want for Christmas is troops
Troops, many

He won't ask too much this Christmas
He sure won’t wish for snow
He’s just gonna keep on waiting
For one quick decisive blow
He won't make up orders and send them
To the Ostfront for a Blitz
He won't even try to make do
With the efforts of Soldat Fritz
'Cause He just wants your German might
Crushing the enemy so tight
What more can he do
Maybe all he wants for Christmas is troops
So many!!!

All the searchlights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of RAF
Bombing fills the air
And everyone is screaming
I hear those Flak guns firing
Stalin won't give him the victory he really needs
Fighting won’t bring him German victory...

Oh Hitler doesn't want a lot for Christmas
This is all he’s asking for
He just wants to see his troops
Killing Reds and winning the war
Oh he just wants you for his own
More than you would ever know
Make his wish come true
Maybe all he wants for Christmas is...
Troops

All he wants for Christmas is troops... many
All he wants for Christmas is troops... many
All he wants for Christmas is troops... many
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WCJ - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Hitler wants troops for Christmas? All I hope he gets is sticks and coal, better yet, nuttin'! Great one Rob! 5's! :-)
Old Man Ribber - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - The events leading to the Stalingrad debacle proved that those troops WEREN'T the Italian Eighth Army, the Hungarian Second Army, or the Rumanian Third and Fourth Armies. Again, welcome to the Christmas Club! ;D
Rob Arndt - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Stalingrad was a huge loss but then after Kursk the Germans were pushed slowly all the way back to Berlin. No matter how many Wunderwaffen, German never had the industry nor troop level to conquer so vast a Reich from the Atlantic to the Urals and from the Baltic to N Africa...

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