I hope you'll get a life this Christmas,
So that you'll stop stalking me.
I don't want your dirty presents,
And no, you can't measure my tree.
I won't answer number unknown,
I say this so that you know,
Don't care if it makes you blue,
I'm praying for a Christmas,
Without you.

Why did you go berserk last Christmas,
Stress is something I don't need.
You said you'd bring me personal presents,
I hid under my Christmas tree.
The content of your letter was so shocking,
I threw it in the fireplace.
My shrink made me so unhappy,
She said my safety could not be guarantied.
You said: I want you for my own,
The cops told you you had to go.
You took out a few,
You said, next Christmas I'm coming for you.
You baby.

I want to escape for Christmas,
No matter where, I want to go.
A delay at the airport had me waiting,
Fell asleep, I could not go.
I asked for another flight and took it,
To the north Pole, I got on the plane quick
Suddenly tired, then I saw you,
I realised you were mentaly very sick.
So now you got me here tonight,
So weakened, as you hold me tight.
No resisting, I can't do,
You whisper: this Christmas I'll be with you.
Ooh, baby.
After you are done whining,
I'm paralyzed, it isn't fair.
And the sound of your desturbed,
Laughter is everywhere.
And then you go singing,
I wake up, tide down, as the doorbell's ringing.
An institution will give you the help you need,
Would you please stay away from me?

Thank goodness I survived that Christmas,
It was all I ever asked for.
I glad I'm home, baby.
As I lean against my door.
Oh, the police got you out of my zone.
It was really close you know,

No, this can't be true!
I've got another letter,
From you.