Song Parodies -> "Boxer Puppies"

Original Song Title:

"Sex and Candy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Boxer Puppies"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I LOVE this song. If you don't think you haven't heard this song, go and download a copy of it, because when you hear it, you'll think "Oh my God, I know this song and I LOVE it!"

Lookin' round
In a breeder's house and we were
Very good friends
Just sit and talk about our dogs
And there she was
Like triple chocolate pie
Yeah there they was
Her cute face made me cry

I see boxer puppies here
Who's that sitting in my chair
Who's that cocking their cutesy head in my direction
I don't think I'm gonna scream, no
I don't think I'm gonna scream

In my house
Dog was nervous only for a
Very short time
Sometimes I want to go to bed
And there she was
She wants to sleep with me
Yeah there she was
I hope she hasn't got them fleas

I see boxer puppies here
Who's that sitting in my chair
Who's that cocking their cutesy head in my direction
I don't think I'm gonna scream, no
I don't think I'm gonna scream

Like I said before, download this song and listen to it

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Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, I hope that you are being sarcastic with your opening statement because most anyone that takes your advice and downloads this OS is going to regret they ever did. I thought the pacing was off a bit but since any parody would be better than TOS I gave you 5s. Congratulations on the first submission of this OS.

Ned Riley - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

No, I'm not being sarcastic. I like this song very much. I've heard a similar song before I've heard this song. I think it may have been called "Dancing In the Street", but I don't think it's Marcy Playground. It goes something like this: Ooh, sha-la-la Dancing in the streets of dee da dee The second line may be a misheard lyric. If anyone knows both the name of this song and the artist who sings it, I'd like to hear them.

Arwen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Dude. Without even downloading it, I know the OS, and yes, I DO love it. For Red Ant's sake, I will say that I didn't like it at first...like, when it was first released, I thought...'what the hell is this??' but then it grew on me...and yeah...I love it.

I also love Boxer puppies...for what it's worth. The parody didn't knock me over with the giggles...but...it made me smile...just because those puppies are so damned cute! ; )

Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice parody.

Ned Riley - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment

To Arwen: I know what you mean. I thought it was that "Dancing in the Streets" song, and I thought "yeah..." but then I found out that it was a completely different song and I was all like "what the f***?" but it also grew on me. So any of you who have downloaded the song and don't like it at first, don't delete it, just keep it until it grows on you. You can't like every song like that *snaps fingers*.

merredith smith - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

this place sucks i wanted i smell sex and candy lyrics and i cant get them you people need to have more of a silection process

Ned Riley - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment

If you want i smell sex and candy lyrics, look on Google. Dumbass.

Ned Riley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

I've got new lyrics. They are, "this puppy is a dream". Sorry about that.

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