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Song Parodies -> "IfSchoolsInAmericaDidTheSameThenI'llBeDamned"

Original Song Title:

"IfWhiteAmericaToldTheTruthForOneDayIt'sWorldWould"

Original Performer:

Manic Street Preachers

Parody Song Title:

"IfSchoolsInAmericaDidTheSameThenI'llBeDamned"

Parody Written by:

Bonomaniac89'

The Lyrics

Images of defection, sultan and Harlem
Not tame it’s Insanity in Holland - Panorama
Who we shall choose for out reality
I'm thinking right now of a countrywood parody
Crack & Sack: Attack: phoenix car: cheese miles stall
Noruma flamingo can't critisize our tangerine
Your rivals speak too much about piss
Yet the mortals only run like sheep on the surface
School I envy it’s boring at nine
Martin Gore was a friend of mine
I love a clean country
The darts and pipes and an apple for dummies
Conservative say there ain't no crack in our union jack
Democrat say there ain't enough shite in the stars and stripes
Buxton - Poynton - a gimp fucked at least
The blind man has just found a new mortal saviour
Lipo stats - how tight is their skin
In the morning - just another inner-witty bin diving
Boring at nine - serve your first poppy of the day
A real village, will take your problems all away, see
You’re on one as a guest - no excuse from me
You’re here to serve the mortal majority
School I envy it’s boring at nine
Martin Gore was a friend of mine
I love a clean country
The darts and pipes and an apple for dummies
Darth Vader was first to masturbate
The girl's first taste of satisfied grace
And they say there's not enough crack in our union jack
And they say there's too much shite in the stars and stripes
Fuck the Shaggy Mill
Fuck the Shaggy Mill
If god made man they say
Damn we’re not made of equals.

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