Dadadee, dadadee, dadadeedadeedadee
Dadadee, dadadee, dadadeedadee

It's a story folks love to drop whenever lawsuits come up
'Bout the woman who spilled a whole hot McDonald's coffee on
Her lap in a car and thus she sued them because she's a clot (duh, it's hot)

Coffee's hot, way too damn hot, it caused third-degree burns
You want that all on your privates? That'd friggin' hurt (yeah, no shit)
"She sat in the driver's seat though" Nope, the passenger
"But who'd do that at such high speed?" Car was parked, you jerk
Coffee's hot, too damn hot, it would cause mad lip burns
Almost-eighty-year-old woman got that damage much worse
Didn't ask, relatively, for that much cash from them
Twenty thousand dollars, simply for her hospital check

Dadadee, dadadee, dadadeedadeedadee
Dadadee, dadadee, dadadeedadee

Giant-ass corporation offered just eight hundred bucks
So a lawsuit soldiered on and the underdog girl won
But the media were hacks, spun it all as Liebeck's fault (duh, it's hot)

Coffee's hot, way too damn hot, no way it wouldn't hurt
"Surely you'd just drink it later?" Dude, spills happen, you jerk (yeah, no shit)
Just like this poor old lady, I say no-one deserves
Both the damage, super scary, and the spin from jerks
"Coffee's hot? What's too hot? Sure, a boo-boo can hurt
But to sue poor old McDonald's? Man, that lady's a jerk"
That was then but hopefully these days, more know the works
What is legit, where lies are seen and what's too hot for words