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Song Parodies -> "Only Esoterica"

Original Song Title:

"Only in America"

Original Performer:

Magnum

Parody Song Title:

"Only Esoterica"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

Parody making... it's not like it's rocket science...
There’s the “Argument of Periapsis”
Symbolized as (ω)
Rocket science term, you grasp this?
What’s it mean, got no clue

Only esoterica
All this esoterica
Only esoterica
What’s this esoterica

Swear I hear it every morning
When I see the sky is grey
“Occluded Cold Front” on the way
What the hell did he just say
There’s a pilot at the control
Says he’s “Flying on the Beam”
In a bind he is “Zero-Zero”
Nonsense, gibberish, So it seems

All this esoterica
(Only esoterica)
What’s this esoterica
What’s this esoterica
(Only esoterica)
All this esoterica

Judge bangs “Gavel” out of order
“Take the Fifth” “Legist’s” advice
Harvard law or Yale costly
“Pro Bono” you roll the dice
Surgery on brain, I warn ya
Not for faint-of-heart, this sight
Styx sang song of “Diplopia”
Idiom ‘bout same is trite

All this esoterica
(Only esoterica)
What’s this esoterica
What’s this esoterica
(Only esoterica)
All this esoterica

(Spoken in background)
[As we have seen, matter does not simply pull on other matter across empty space, as Newton had imagined. Rather matter distorts space-time and it is this distorted space-time that in turn affects other matter. Objects (including planets, like the Earth, for instance) fly freely under their own inertia through warped space-time, following curved paths because this is the shortest possible path (or geodesic) in warped space-time.]

All this esoterica
(Only esoterica)
What’s this esoterica
What’s this esoterica
(Only esoterica)
All this esoterica

Only esoterica

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
hehe, nice. Is that "soundbite" in the bridge Stephen Hawking?
Onslaught - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Not sure, just went looking for something about physics
Peter Andersson - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm glad it's not rocket science, I would have had to look up even more words!

¯_(ツ)_/¯

V³=√308025
Matthias - July 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Extremely confused by this. Cheers!

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