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Song Parodies -> "Naked News"

Original Song Title:

"Naked Eye"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Luscious Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Naked News"

Parody Written by:

David Pratter

The Lyrics

I know I haven't done any recent parodies in awhile, but now this one came to mind. I hope you all like it!
Watching Naked News I saw women shed their clothes,
Talking 'bout the world
Watching Naked News I saw women shed their clothes,
Talking 'bout the world

It was a choice I made today
Watching news the most fun way
Hearing topics from the great
Sexy bodies are my bait

The topics kept me in my seat
Christine Kerr she looked so sweet
Sandrinie Renard in Life and Leisure
Her skin so fine a real pleaser!

It's a show that feels so right!
It's a show that feels so right!

Watched the show again some more
April Torres funny for sure!
Victoria Sinclair is good
She knows the way the world has stood

Alex Pantos - happy face
Don't say the show is a disgrace
Locker Talk - Michelle's a Riot
Never seen her mouth be quiet!

It's a show that feels so right!
It's a show that feels so right!

Watching Naked News - They have got nothing to hide,
They are really bare!
Watching Naked News - They have got nothing to hide,
They are really bare!

It's a show that feels so right!
It's a show that feels so right!
This parody is based on a great Canadian News Program that can be seen on Pay Per View and on the web at http://www.nakednews.com. If you're over 18, you should check it out! Please do leave comments below and let me know what you think!

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Red Ant - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back David. I've been wanting to do this OS for ages, but couldn't figure out a way around the repetition. You did, but I couldn't get some lines to scan, and the last verse is missing. Still, good effort, and big congrats on being the first to parody this song and performer. 454
Fack Sabbath - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Red Ant, wasn't 'Naked Eye' a one hit wonder for Luscious Jackson

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