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Song Parodies -> "Joe's Gonna Knock Dump Out"
Original Song Title:
"Mama Said Knock You Out"
(MP3)Original Performer:
LL Cool J
Parody Song Title:
"Joe's Gonna Knock Dump Out"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
C'mon man
And with that global NBC news
So real eeL deaL
With a triumphant comeback
Word
But today
Don't call it a comeback
eeL’s been here for years
Rocking his peers and putting magaTs in fear
Making their tears rain down like a monsoon
Showing Dump’s base their doom
Exploding, overpowering
Over the Dumpsters he’s towering
Wrecking shop
When he drops
These lyrics that they can’t deny are tops
They have to stare
At the big truth
You just can’t compare
Humble Joe to that blowhard full of vice
Conald Grump is paying the price
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Rap stronger than a regular jam
Sing it like the best band
Don’t you stop letting peeps know
He paid off Storm
Is a thug like a gorn
Be like Muhammad Ali
Cock cold, rope that dope
Bash him ‘til he’s free of bull
Do it ‘til he just can’t cope
Orange Mussolini is a maniac psycho
Shoot him with your telepathy
Send it steady, let him know
Who’s boss
Make him feel it now
Let him feel it in his brow
Due to a whiff of Jack Smith,
Dump’s stiff
Look at his fear shift
Jack’s blastin’
Dump’s head in
Givin’ the Shaft
The top magaT he’s shaftin’
Bold English fills my mind
Now you groove with my
Dump-smackin’ rhymes
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie (Yeah)
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie (Yeah)
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie (Bless)
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie (Bless)
Takedown!
Let me hear you trash Conald Grump on the radio (huh!)
Show he’s a dope
Mention each of that piece of shit’s flaws
Go on a Dump-dissing tour
Dump is sure insane
A falsehood hurricane
Causing much pain
There’s no way we can let him reign
I maintain
Satan’s his real name
Stop his ripping
Digging and drilling a hole
In the nation’s soul
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Fireworks will be heard
When we crush the magaTs will
Make them all feel sour
Our Left lib power
Will tower
Joe’s gonna tie Dump up and make him understand
His lies can’t beat an honest man
A truth pistol in is Joe’s hand
Damn!
Ooh!
Listen to the way Joe slays Dump’s crew
Damage (uh), damage (uh), damage (uh), damage
To Chump’s terror, and mayhem
Dump is a sissy fat sucker, Joe'll slay ‘em
Farmers (What!) Farmers (What!)
Who’s better? (Joe’s better!)
For our cities, counties and towns
(Get down!)
It’s so easy, easy
To pull Dump’s lever
Watch him explode
In his temper tantrum mode
We gotta thank God
'Cause he gave Joe the strength to fight on!
Knock Dump out
Come on, Joe, knock Dump out
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Joe's gonna knock Dump out (huh!)
Voters, say knock Dump out (huh!)
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie (Bless)
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
Biden, boogie, Biden, boogie
magaTs, fall
You all—
You— You all fall
You all fall
Joe, excel— magaTs, fall
Joe, excel— magaTs, fall
Joe, excel— magaTs, fall
Joe, excel
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Yeah, right! The way things are going, it'll be a small miracle if treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden's name is on the ballot at all come Autumn, as he's such an obvious loser that the DemoKKKrats are likely to pull their ol' Toricelli Maneuver to replace him with either Hitlery Rothag Clit-tongue or Bathhouse Barry Hussein's beard Moochelle.
MAGA and Nazi each has four letters with a short A sound in the first syllable.
Looks like here (and elsewhere) MAGA's main weak defense is calling other people names.
Math Major, so does the first word of your username.
some of us like pronouncing maga the same way maggot is pronounced. hence, magaTs refers to those maggots who occupy T's butt.
247 = 13 X 19
Here's hoping nobody here is too triskaidekaphobic... or enneadecaphobic.
Here's hoping nobody here is too triskaidekaphobic... or enneadecaphobic.
Ooh... Somebody just added one more 111 bomb to make it 248; superstitious much?
Joe's gonna beat the maga just like Ali. He'll float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I guess the MAGA one guy and Justin Mohn aren't the same after all..unless they let him online in prison.
Biden is the greatest president since Jimmy Carter!
Heh! Jimmy Carter was a HORRIBLE President; but he was superior to the treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden in the respect that he actually WAS a real President, legitimately elected with no multi-million fake ballot dumps the day after the election to steal it for the loser, although—as the late great P.J. O'Rourke pointed out—the voters wisely proceeded to un-elect him again as soon as they could once they figured out how incompetent and inept he was. In proclaiming yourself to be as "healthy" in every respect as the drooling demented puppet currently illegally squatting in the White House with his fellow capital traitors, you've already openly admitted to being morally bankrupt, mentally deficient and so physically debilitated that you can scarcely climb a short flight of stairs without tripping over your own feet—which explains a lot, but still kinda begs the question of why anyone's allowing you access to a computer in your padded cell.
Treasonous Illegal White House Occupant Biden, February 1: - February 03, 2024 - Report this comment
"Vote Trump."
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MAGA is so friggin' deranged, he thinks Joe reads this website. Jeesus Christ, get some therapy, STAT.
I'm totally not projecting.
Like Trump.
I want to have sex with him.
Dump will get so desperate that he will have to do something analagous to Mike Tyson biting the ear of Evander Holyfield.
But jokes on Dump, we have this fortified!
The comment about Tyson biting Holyfield's ear makes me think about those who think the shooting of Rump's ear could have been staged.
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