Song Parodies -> "Buy and Buy"

Original Song Title:

"I Alone"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Buy and Buy"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Their e-mail is bent to depress
To measure male worth by their wares
To sink men the depths of the blues
To doom if we don't buy and buy

I guess passersby shield their eyes
Divert them from looking at me
I can't get it up, and I'm overweight
I can't make my payments, can't get a date
I've got no hair on my scalp
Whipped by fate!

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
That should put an end to this

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman

They tell me that I'm less than great
To measure myself by their wares
The problems I have, oh they can solve
But I must act now, buy and buy
And visit the webcams, disgraced
Can't lead my life by myself
Whipped by fate!

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
That should put an end to this!

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Yeah-yea-eah.

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Yeah-yea-eah,
Hey!

Oh, now, you took it way too far
'Only we can save you now'
Fix my credit - I'm no bum
I'm not buyin' crap from you
Grow my penis, make it rise
Well I'd like to see just how
Shove the insults that you hurl
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
That should put an end to this!

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman
Yeah, yea-eah, wooo....

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman

Aaah haaa

I am a WOman
I am a WOman
I am a WOman

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AussieBullDog - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job Melhi! I'm going to check out at least one parody of yours each day during M.A.W. :)

Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow, thanks Aussie. Hey, leave some URLs of your own and I'll return the favor, rating whichever ones I know well enough but haven't rated, yet! (I seem to have missed a bunch of parodies, in the last couple of weeks, even though I thought I had kept caught up pretty well. :/ )

AussieBullDog - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, since you asked, here are my most recent parodies you can pick and choose from: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/u2bbking0.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/lynyrdskynyrd16.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/blink182103.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thecure1.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/davidbowie21.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/linkinpark117.shtml

Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Surprised this didn't have more comments...well done, current, well known original song.

Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff. This one didn't attract a whole lot of notice, for some reason. I thought Live's "Throwing Copper" releases had a wider audience than the votes suggested. I think this one had only two or three votes its first month or so on Amiright and it had slowly plodded its way up to having six votes prior to the appreciation week votes.

Charl - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment

I was looking for another paradoy of this song i heard years ago and can't seem to find anywhere! I think it was called "I play loud for you" or "soft 'n loud" anoyone remember this?

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