Wookie

I came here to this world on a slave ship
Look into these eyes, oh wait you can't cause I'm a hairy thing
Han Solo has a past, a bounty-hunting king
But Greedo has to come try to mess up the whole thing
Hey, think of it this way
'Cause Jabba had to say that he'd pay
For Solo's head on a tray
And he's my homie so that'd suck
But I'm just a guy named Chewy and that's all

Bridge:
(Hey) Like a Hut (x7)

Things weren't looking great, but yeah they're looking good
Cause now Han has a reputation in this neighborhood
And you'd think that we would move along
But some Jedi little kid asked Han for a ride, yeah
And I'd kill for a Salisbury steak
I think Han and me need a break
But the Death Star is in the way
Hey, what the hell, let's go blow Darth away
I won't lie he's an evil guy

Chorus:
I did it all for the Wookie (come on)
The Wookie (come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Chewbacca growl)
Stick it up your (Chewbacca growl)
Stick it up your (Chewbacca growl)
Stick it up your
(Repeat)

Why did it take so long for someone to write this song?
We're real Star Wars fans
Props to Lucas for inspiring this here song
And you can sing along in a minute
Anyway, back to Tatooine
Luke had to save this pretty girl
(But in reality) it was Luke's little sister
How long he'd missed her, His thumbs were blistered
From a light saber mister

(Bridge)

(Chorus)

Slow Section:

I'm not a human, unless you count the guy that's inside Chewy's suit
And I'll tell you, it's hot you know, this job right here is hard my son
Under appreciated I am, but Wookie fans rock on
Wookies rock on, Wookie fans rock on

I'm going to change out of this hairy thing
Does that guy named Yoda go through all this pain?
(Repeat x3)

(Chorus)