Song Parodies -> "Adrenaline Junkie"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

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"Adrenaline Junkie"

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The Lyrics

Ugh!

Adrenaline Junkie
I live on the edge
Adrenaline Junkie
To danger I’m pledged

I’ll leap right from that airplane’s door
Cause I can’t stand your average sports
I’m like your normal kinda dude
Except from canons I am spewed!

Bring danger! Not afraid!
Adrenaline Junkie! Nerves are never frayed!

Adrenaline Junkie!
Black diamond’s I ski
Adrenaline Junkie!
Live to the extreme!

I’ll run with the bulls until I’m gored
Or wrestle alligators when I am bored
Spelunking fear is minimized
Bring flashlights but no supplies!

So boring! No croquet!
Adrenaline Junkie!
Endorphins are great!

Ugh!

Adrenaline Junkie!
Surfing those huge waves!
Adrenaline Junkie!
Thank you hurricane!

Those wild jungles I’ll explore
The bugs can make a strong man roar
Might get blown to smithereens
Diffuse bombs while on crime scenes
Insanity might mystify but I am not afraid to die

No weakling! Nope, I’m brave
Adrenaline Junkie! Soon I’m in the grave

Adrenaline Junkie!
Chased by killer bees!
Adrenaline Junkie!
That’s just fun for me!

Life can’t be slow!
Or I would go insane!
Gotta go and row!
During heavy rains!

I’m gonna go hang gliding!
I’m gonna go speed biking!
I’m gonna go cliff diving!
Don’t care if I’m surviving!

Thrill high! Thrill high!
Thrill HIGH! Thrill high!

(Adrenaline Junkie)
Fear does not know me! And I do not know it!
(Adrenaline Junkie)
Fear Factor feeds me insect pie! That is what I’m gonna chew
(Adrenaline Junkie)
I’ll face the bucking bronco! While at the Rodeo!
(Adrenaline Junkie)
And I’ll wax Robin Williams! Although it’s gross!
(Adrenaline Junkie)
Ewwwwwwww… It’s so gross!

Better than blow
Adrenaline Junkie
Yeah

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Old Man Ribber - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Matthias - This parody packs more than enough "rush" for me. ;D

John Barry - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Amusing typo: canons for cannons. Plenty of pol DBs who spew "canon."

Susanna Viljanen - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment

I did a song of this same topic to the tune of "Pinball Wizard". I myself absolutely love the hormonal high and am a bit adrenaline junkie myself, but my old time friend Hanna R. sure overdoes me in this respect. Nice song, and captures the topic well. Fives.

Claude Prez - April 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Wax Robin Williams? You brave, brave soul. Good stuff man.

Blaydeman - April 07, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Definitly packed full of energy! You really nailed the topic. I myself love to do anything that gets your heart pumping. Over good, deserving of 555.

Abbott Skelding - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: NEW at the X-Games! ROBIN WILLIAMS WAXING!!! Nice work! (More exclaimation points!!!!!!)

Wild Child JIN - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: Maybe you should change your name to "Wild Man Matthias?" ;-D Great Job! 5's

Mark Scotti - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM - I'm "pumped' up with the energetic pacing...555 MPH!

Below Average Dave - April 11, 2011 - Report this comment

I can soooooooooooooo relate to this characte, though the outro lines kinda confused me (do you mean what I think you mean), but the rest of it is so true. . .Thrill Seeking is not crazy-its life!!!

Matthias - April 14, 2011 - Report this comment

"Blow" in that sense is referring to the drug Dave.

Below Average Dave - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment

As a non-drug user, I really didn't get it, still don't, never heard that term--what drug is that a reference for? Or do you mean as in Blow a particular kind of drug, and in that case wouldn't it be sniff? I don't know, don't really care on that one line, just saying.

Matthias - April 26, 2011 - Report this comment

Really Dave? There's an entire film starring Johnny Depp called "Blow" because of the drug reference. It's cocaine by the way. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221027/ (The page of the film). http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blow (the Urban dictionary page). What do you mean sniff? "It's better than blow" was the line in question so in translation that would mean "It's better than cocaine".

bobpiecheese - April 29, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I don't know how waxing someone gives you adrenaline, even if they were as fuzzy as Robin Williams, but this is from a guy who only leaves the house for school and buying toys. Great parody here, really over-the-top crazy, 555!

Glen S - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment

Wax Robin Williams? Scary stuff Matty.

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