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Song Parodies -> "The Waterproof Mower Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Water Buffalo Song"
Original Performer:
Larry the Cucumber
Parody Song Title:
"The Waterproof Mower Song"
Parody Written by:
Weird Bob Schnautz
The Lyrics
Okay, so I was slap happy.
Professional-Sounding Bob: Warning: Due to the idiotic stunts performed by the singer in this song, listener discretion is advised.
Bob 0: And now it's time for Stupid Songs with Bob, the part of the show where Bob comes out and sings a stupid song.
Bob 1: The Waterproof Mower Song
Everybody's got a waterproof mower
Yours goes straight but mine tips over
Maybe my cholesterol needs to be lower
But everybody's got a waterproof moWER
I took my mower out in the storm
The rain was cold but the lightning was warm
Especially when it struck my arm
And then it fell off and I...
Bob 2: Cut! Cut! Cut! How can you say everyone's got a waterproof mower when everyone does NOT have a waterproof mower? And what's the big idea, sitting on a hunk of metal during an electrical storm? What if a child listens to your music and says, "I wanna ride my waterproof mower" and then we start getting hate letters suing us for electrocuting children all over the world? Do you think these songs make you enough money to get sued that many times? I don't think so! Just stop being so stupid!
Bob 0: This has been Stupid Songs with Bob. Tune in next time to hear Bob sing...
Bob 1: Everybody's put a staple their eye
If you haven't yet then you prob'ly oughtta try
One of those things you gotta do before you die
Everybody's put a staple in their eYE
Bob 0: And now it's time for Stupid Songs with Bob, the part of the show where Bob comes out and sings a stupid song.
Bob 1: The Waterproof Mower Song
Everybody's got a waterproof mower
Yours goes straight but mine tips over
Maybe my cholesterol needs to be lower
But everybody's got a waterproof moWER
I took my mower out in the storm
The rain was cold but the lightning was warm
Especially when it struck my arm
And then it fell off and I...
Bob 2: Cut! Cut! Cut! How can you say everyone's got a waterproof mower when everyone does NOT have a waterproof mower? And what's the big idea, sitting on a hunk of metal during an electrical storm? What if a child listens to your music and says, "I wanna ride my waterproof mower" and then we start getting hate letters suing us for electrocuting children all over the world? Do you think these songs make you enough money to get sued that many times? I don't think so! Just stop being so stupid!
Bob 0: This has been Stupid Songs with Bob. Tune in next time to hear Bob sing...
Bob 1: Everybody's put a staple their eye
If you haven't yet then you prob'ly oughtta try
One of those things you gotta do before you die
Everybody's put a staple in their eYE
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It's not bad at all, i chuckled, nice rhymng btw and i like the eye stapling situation :)
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