Song Parodies -> "Land Before Time"

Original Song Title:

"Blind"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Land Before Time"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Am I the only one who thinks this thing is getting out of hand?

NOT ANOTHER!!!

These movies are not fine
They're burned into my mind
I don't know the number
They're on 20, right?
They're baby dinosaurs
They really make me sore
They can't make more movies
It's a crime

Crime
Crime

The singing drives me mad
The songs are always bad
I can't take the plots, now,
Always cheesified
Just Littlefoot's name
It's making me insane
I wish he'd get a rock wedged
In his eye

Eye
Eye

Dumber and dumber and dumber they're becoming, now
Ducky should simply cease to be
Someone, eat Petrie
Spike should go crack his skull on a tree
And Cera's always angry, so,
Why not join with their foes?
If she hates them so much
She should go slice them up
But she can't so they'l all be rated "G"
I swear that these films are killing me

(Too many dumb movies, Land Before Time
Stupid songs, sing along, Land Before Time
Was okay, wasn't gay, Land Before Time
It's become very dumb, Land Before Time)

Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before Time
Stop them please, Stop them please, Land Before TIME!!!

My mind...
Not fine...
Land Be-...
-Fore TIME!!!

THe original movie was okay, it reminded me of Lion King. But TEN MOVIES based on singing baby dinosaurs? That doesn't really make sense to me...

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Agrimorfee - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

DKOS (don't know original song) but I decide to read this just for the title alone, and i hoped it would be satirical. I agree with you all on points! LOL. 555

To A Lesser Extent - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment

You said 555, but you put 455...Whatever, it doesn't really matter to me. Glad you liked it.

LestatDoll - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment

this was absolutely hilarious, i totally agree with you! i'm usually too lazy to post comments but this was too funny, i had to say something! are you ready="not another" hahahaha! very nice work

powermunky5000 - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment

LMAO im with you 100% dude thats hilarious! great pacing funny lyrics keep it up KORN ROX!!!!

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