"Now lemme tell ya my story, I got a computerized order placement
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah"

My my, ow, yeah!

Ever had a obsession?, ever had a thombstone?
Never had no worry, until I ate Domino's

Ate the sturgeon an wild cherry, love it I confess
Got my hesitations, 'cause I'm scared to take a breath

Love lots of honey, in the back of the mall
Paul eats Rice Paddies, he knows he's got to eat it all

hey call the Domino's - "the hot line"

Got a resavation, with as two liter of coke
for your information, thats two bottles of coke

Toppings that I require, pepperoni tastes so good
jalapeno's get me burnin', got me sayin' "Hey Abbot! Hey Abbot!
Hey Abbot! that's no good, good, good

hey call Domino's, Domino's, Domino's

(Instrumental break)

"Every damn time I walk to that door, it's the same damn thing
they forget my receipt, and I can't sign my name - ow!"

Love lots of honey, in the back of the mall
Paul eats Rice Paddies, he knows he's got to eat it all - ow!
peppers set my mouth on fire, love it I confess
Got some hesitations, got me sayin' "Hey Abbot! Hey Abbot!
Hey Abbot! that's no good, good, good

"Yeah"