I've been reading all life since I at young age cracked the grammar code
Wherein letters an' acronyms and abbrev'ations are a load
Now I'm gonna be a fucker, mess with your head awhile
Cos I have made a list of acronyms, it's almost bona fide
I'll guarantee I've seen them all, but FYI one's false
And I say, reader, I'll sing now, let's see what your mind recalls

It's a questionnaire, man
It's a questionnaire, man
Worked this list a year, man
Here in my rocking chair, man
And can you spot the spare, man
In this questionnaire

Do you know…

GFG
TBA
RSN
FAQ
F2F
EDD
R&R (#1)
CLE
ECE
LAN
DOD
MIA
AFK
MTB
TBE
MTV
SMS
CPM
PTA
ADD
LOL
GPA
IDK

This is hard I swear, man
This is hard I swear, man
Life lined with great care, man
I hope that I don't err, man
On acronyms brought to bear, man
This is hard I swear

Do you know…

SAT
AFU
DNQ
BMI
URL
NBA
MLB
NHL
NFL
T&F
LSD
TLA
ABA
TMU
IRL
DVD
PWP
REM
AKA
DYI
BCD
LCD
TBC

I'm not done I swear, man
I'm not done I swear, man
Life is wear and tear, man
I'll add more triple pairs, man
Unravelling them's my share, man
I'm not done I swear

Do you know…

R&R (#2)
T&A
STD
T&A
STD
T&A
STD
T&A
STD
T&A
STD
T&A
STD
T&A
STD
T&A
CLM
FFS
PMS
RBP
COD
HIV
OMG

And the list goes on, man
And the list goes on, man
If you live that long, man
I will prolong this song, man
I use some right, some wrong, man
And the list goes on

Do you know…

AOR
CNN
SUV
MPH
CRM
CEO
ROI
IRS
CSI
IBS
EHR
AMI
NDE
CPR
HRM
PCI
FDA
FUD
CVI
ICU
DOA
RIP
BRB

Life can be this queer, man
Life can be this queer, man
Then you'll hit the stairs, man
Next trinity waits up there, man
You've done your time down here, man
But did you find the spare?


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And now, in explained form:

GFG = Gift From God (Christians only)
TBA = To Be Announced
RSN = Real Soon Now
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
F2F = Face To Face
EDD = Expected Date of Delivery (or Estimated Date of Delivery)
R&R (#1) = Rest And Relaxation
CLE = Certified Lactation Educator
ECE = Early Childhood Education
LAN = Local Area Network
DOD = Department Of Defense
MIA = Missing In Action
AFK = Away From Keyboard
MTB = Mountain & Terrain Bicycle (Mountainbike)
TBE = Tick-Borne Encephalitis
MTV = Music Tele-Vision
SMS = Short Message Service
CPM = Characters Per Minute
PTA = Parent-Teacher Association
ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
GPA = Grade Point Average
IDK = I Don't Know
SAT = Scholastic Aptitude Test (or Scholastic Assessment Test)
AFU = All Fucked Up
DNQ = Did Not Qualify
BMI = Body Mass Index
URL = Uniform Resource Locator
NBA = National Basketball Association
MLB = Major League Baseball
NHL = National Hockey League
NFL = National Football League
T&F = Track & Field
LSD = Long Slow Distance
TLA = Three Letter Acronym (real)
ABA = Another Bloody Acronym (real)
TMU = Totally Made Up (fake, I even told you so in the intro!)
IRL = In Real Life
DVD = Digital Video Disc
PWP = Porn Without Plot
REM = Rapid Eye Movement
AKA = Also Known As
DYI = Do It Yourself
BCD = Birth Control Device
LCD = Liquid Crystal Display
TBC = To Be Continued
R&R (#2) = Rock & Roll
T&A = Tits And Ass
STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
CLM = Common-Law Marriage
FFS = For Fuck's Sake
PMS = Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
RBP = Recognised Professional Body
COD = Cash On Delivery
HIV = Human Immunodeficiency Virus
OMG = Oh My God
AOR = Adult Oriented Rock
CNN = Cable News Network
SUV = Suburban Utility Vehicle
MPH = Miles Per Hour
CRM = Customer Relationship Management
CEO = Chief Executive Officer
ROI = Return On Investment
IRS = Internal Revenue Service
CSI = Crime Scene Investigation
IBS = Irritable Bowel Syndrome
EHR = Electronic Health Record
AMI = Acute Myocardial Infarction
NDE = Near Death Experience
CPR = Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation
HRM = Heart Rate Monitor
PCI = Percutaneous Coronary Intervention
FDA = Food and Drug Administration
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
CVI = Cerebro-Vascular Insult
ICU = Intensive Care Unit
DOA = Dead On Arrival
RIP = Rest In Peace
BRB = Be Right Back (Buddhists only)