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Song Parodies -> "What If God Took Therapy?"
Original Song Title:
"One Of Us"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Joan Osborne
Parody Song Title:
"What If God Took Therapy?"
Parody Written by:
thayer
The Lyrics
Just trying to cope with making us...
If God made mistakes how would we know?
And would He have to change the world
So what he did was right and
What was right was wrong?
Or would he just seek psychiatric help?
And um, yeah, God made me
Yeah, yeah, God made you
Yeah, um, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God took therapy?
Found a shrink for Him to see?
Whom he paid an hourly fee
Just to cope with making us
Did God kick himself when he made freewill?
Or better yet when he made Eve
Who ate that fruit and
Shared it with Adam too?
Or when he made the snakes or when he made the Earth
Or all that light?
And um, yeah, we screwed up
No, um, God screwed up
Yeah, no, yeah-no-yeah
What if God took therapy?
Found a shrink for Him to see?
Whom he paid an hourly fee
Just to cope with making us
Just trying to cope with making us
Wishing he hadn't made the fuss
But it's something he can't discuss
"Cept on a mountain with Moses
And um, yeah, God regrets
No, um, Cain feels bad
No, yeah, no-yeah-no
What if God took therapy?
Found a shrink for Him to see?
Whom he paid an hourly fee
Just to cope with making us
Just trying to cope with making us
Like a heavenly short-bus
We are the thing that most disgusts
Just trying to cope with making us
With His eternal blame discussed
Teased by the Spirit and Jesus
And would He have to change the world
So what he did was right and
What was right was wrong?
Or would he just seek psychiatric help?
And um, yeah, God made me
Yeah, yeah, God made you
Yeah, um, yeah-yeah-yeah
What if God took therapy?
Found a shrink for Him to see?
Whom he paid an hourly fee
Just to cope with making us
Did God kick himself when he made freewill?
Or better yet when he made Eve
Who ate that fruit and
Shared it with Adam too?
Or when he made the snakes or when he made the Earth
Or all that light?
And um, yeah, we screwed up
No, um, God screwed up
Yeah, no, yeah-no-yeah
What if God took therapy?
Found a shrink for Him to see?
Whom he paid an hourly fee
Just to cope with making us
Just trying to cope with making us
Wishing he hadn't made the fuss
But it's something he can't discuss
"Cept on a mountain with Moses
And um, yeah, God regrets
No, um, Cain feels bad
No, yeah, no-yeah-no
What if God took therapy?
Found a shrink for Him to see?
Whom he paid an hourly fee
Just to cope with making us
Just trying to cope with making us
Like a heavenly short-bus
We are the thing that most disgusts
Just trying to cope with making us
With His eternal blame discussed
Teased by the Spirit and Jesus
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