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Song Parodies -> "I Pissed a Girl"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed a Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jill Sobule
Parody Song Title:
"I Pissed a Girl"
Parody Written by:
Tomario
The Lyrics
Basically what happens when you make a girl angry I.E. she gets Pissed off! Especially when shes on her period! A grand old English phrase "getting your OATS!" refers to having sex Tampon= kotex!
Genny came over in an hour she'd fled!
" He's no man of the cloth, " she said,
" Scum of the earth" she stammers
"Should i call the F B I ?"
And I opened up and told her shes Carrie!
And yes she may be oh so contrary.
"I'm not giving in i'll get her yet!"
"I like your blue sweater!"
She just laughed!
I got no oats!
I spiked her drink, we snorted coke!
She blew chunks all over coats!!!
I guess she hurled!
I guess she hurled!
She crawled home and we didn't mate!
He said one more bid, now im feeling brave!
" To bad your with your girlfriend, set her by for me? "
And when I hooked with you, you had built up your thighs.
But i only blasted a little smile,
And then I felt the pain as you gave knee!
And you laughed as i curled!
They can have their tampons!
And we'll have no girls!
I pissed a girl!
i pissed a girl!
I pissed a girl, my lips were split,
She was just like dissing me!
I pissed a girl, my hair it curled,
Made her so mad, I pissed a girl!
And she laughed as i whirled!
They can have their hymens,
And we'll have no girls!
I made her hurl (on the first time)
I pissed a girl (and i wont do it again)
i guess she hurled!
i pissed a girl!
I pissed a girl i thought was sweet,
She was just like beating me! (like butter)
I pissed a girl !
I pissed a girl
Her rage un-furled!
Made her so mad!
I pissed the girl!
I pissed a girl!
" He's no man of the cloth, " she said,
" Scum of the earth" she stammers
"Should i call the F B I ?"
And I opened up and told her shes Carrie!
And yes she may be oh so contrary.
"I'm not giving in i'll get her yet!"
"I like your blue sweater!"
She just laughed!
I got no oats!
I spiked her drink, we snorted coke!
She blew chunks all over coats!!!
I guess she hurled!
I guess she hurled!
She crawled home and we didn't mate!
He said one more bid, now im feeling brave!
" To bad your with your girlfriend, set her by for me? "
And when I hooked with you, you had built up your thighs.
But i only blasted a little smile,
And then I felt the pain as you gave knee!
And you laughed as i curled!
They can have their tampons!
And we'll have no girls!
I pissed a girl!
i pissed a girl!
I pissed a girl, my lips were split,
She was just like dissing me!
I pissed a girl, my hair it curled,
Made her so mad, I pissed a girl!
And she laughed as i whirled!
They can have their hymens,
And we'll have no girls!
I made her hurl (on the first time)
I pissed a girl (and i wont do it again)
i guess she hurled!
i pissed a girl!
I pissed a girl i thought was sweet,
She was just like beating me! (like butter)
I pissed a girl !
I pissed a girl
Her rage un-furled!
Made her so mad!
I pissed the girl!
I pissed a girl!
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You pissed a girl? Pissed off a girl, or actually pissed a girl... Because that sounds a little too painful to think about. Girl's are generally large and to have one squeeze throught would be like the world's largest kidney stone.
Or got a girl pissed...the confusion therein without the intro makes this a difficult parody to get into. I like Jill's tune better than Katy's any day anyway, so thanks for using it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, I think "I pissed a girl" and "got a girl pissed" are the same thing, just the first is more of a "British" way to say it. I took it as intended, well done!
(Ages) I guess I got lost on HOW you pissed your girl off. While the first part ends with spiking drinks and snorting coke, she hurls. But after that, she gives you knee....and I didn't know why.
(Ages) That cute OS pisses all over Katy Perry, I must say... wonderful rhyme matches here and many a chuckle to be had.
Ages--I'm with Wolverine...I was confused by a lot of this. However, I agree with the lot in saying that this OS is the better of the girl kissing a girl songs...I've always liked it...and the pacing was spot on!
(Ages) Bit confusing. If you said just HOW you pissed this girl off so bad in the first place, this parody would be a lot more enjoyable. As is, it's okay, but not spectacular.
(Ages) See, all the people who are confused by why she's pissed in the first place are totally off. When I go into a female rage, the reason is hardly EVER relevant. That said, not bad at all, and thanks for letting us have our hymens!...?...
That must hurt. You did well here. Not so much on the date, though.
(Ages) What a messy and weird date Tomario--I hope this isn't based on a true story. Anyway, I don't see the trouble following this one others have had, but I often get judged on such criteria too.
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