Song Parodies -> "I Kissed A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed A Guy"

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Original Performer:

Jill Sobule

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed A Girl"

Parody Written by:

James E. Hagan, Jr.

The Lyrics

Can't believe no one has made a parody of this with a guy kissing a guy. Oh well, here it is!

Willie came over and told me about Pam
She such a stupid dumb ass I said, "Damn!"
And dense as the deepest ocean
But she's such a drop dead girl

And I just confessed and I told him about Bunny
How only last week she bribed me with money
And I don't think I'm gonna give in yet
I need to find somebody

So we talked poured the wine
We watched TV , we ate some food
Somehow I got in the mood
I kissed a guy, I kissed a guy

So I called Pam to say how you do
She said, "Hello, hey what is wrong with you?"
"I'm happy you're with Willie. Tell him to go to hell."

Then I looked at Willie kissing on his mind
I think I knew what he was gonna do
And then I saw him getting close to me

And we joked about things
O.J. killed Nicole Brown and I don't know why
I kissed a guy, I kissed a guy

I kissed a guy his lips were slime I don't know if he'll be mine
I kissed a guy no reason why
But I'm happy I kissed a guy

And we joked about things O.J. killed Nicole Brown and I don't know why
I kissed a guy, I kissed a guy
I kissed a guy for the first time
And i might try it again
I kissed a guy, I kissed a guy
I kissed a guy his lips were slime I don't know if he'll be mine who knows
I kissed a guy
I kissed a guy no reason why
But I'm happy I kissed a guy for the first time
I kissed a guy, kissed a guy, kissed a guy

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