Song Parodies -> "I Killed a Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

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Original Performer:

Jill Sobule

Parody Song Title:

"I Killed a Girl"

Parody Written by:

mad hoopster

The Lyrics

For those of you who feel that covering up a statue of having a VP smarter than you are is a crime, let's look at the democratic response...

Joannie came over and told me about John
He's such a horny b@$tard she said
Sold them out at the Bay of Pi-igs
But he's such a handsome guy
And I opened up and told her about Bobby
And politics were only his hobby
I'm not loaning him this girlfriend yet
He thought he could do Marilyn

CHORUS:
So I bragged, 'bout my whore
I had a drink, and then twelve more
Flashed open my overcoat
I killed a girl
I killed a girl

So she called home to say she'd be late
He said, "he worried but now he'd feel safe
I'm glad you're with the senator,
Buy some votes for me"
So I leered at her, with my two bloodshot eyes
But I was only sober a little while
And then she felt windshield against her head

CHORUS:
And she drowned in the car
I just called my lawyer
Don't care about her
I killed a girl
I killed a girl

I killed a girl, her lips were sweet
Gosh, I hope you vote for me
I killed a girl, didn't bother me
Cause I'm still free
I killed a girl

(GUITAR SOLO)

And she drowned in the car
I just called my lawyer
Don't care about her
I killed a girl (vote family)
I killed a girl (and for all of us again)
I killed a girl
I killed a girl

I killed a girl, her lips were sweet
Gosh, I hope you vote for me (you'd better)
I killed a girl

I killed a girl, won't change the world
Oh, right, I'm sad
I killed a girl (vote family)
I killed a girl (and for all of us again)
I killed a girl
I killed a girl

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