If I live to be a hundred
and don't destroy the seven wonders
that'll be alright
if I don't make it as a pilot
if they never let me try it
I'm gonna be just fine
cause I know exactly who I am

I am Osama Bin Laden
I'm on America's Most Wanted
and when the day is done Sadam is still my biggest fan
sometime's I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
but Pakistan still loves me
and they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
and Afghanistan

so when I make a big mistake
and mess with The United States
I know I'll be alright
Should Afghanistan be broken
I will hide out safely knowing
I will be just fine
Cause no one knows just where I am

I am Osama Bin Laden
I'm on America's Most Wanted
and when the day is done Sadam is still my biggest fan
sometime's I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
but Pakistan still loves me
and they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
and Afghanistan

I'm a killer and a sinner
I'm a loser; not a winner
I am afraid and unstable
I hope my hideout gets cable

I am Osama Bin Laden
I'm on America's Most Wanted
and when the day is done Sadam is still my biggest fan
sometime's I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
but Pakistan still loves me
and they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
and Afghanistan

I am Osama Bin Laden
I'm on America's Most Wanted
and when the day is done Sadam is still my biggest fan
sometime's I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
but Pakistan still loves me
and they know just where I stand
It's all a part of me
and Afghanistan