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Song Parodies -> "Fight Club Song"
Original Song Title:
"Waiting For Tonight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jennifer Lopez
Parody Song Title:
"Fight Club Song"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
I just drink the beer,
But my order's here.
The waiter's taking forever.
Then a fat guy comes,
Hits my flat nogg-on.
My fist, his face, comes right together.
The group then breaks up,
And there is a big feud.
Chairs flyin', guys dyin'.
That seems really rude.
I may be a dumb*** who just likes to fight.
It will happen now, tonight.
Waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
Come on.
Come on.
I got two black eyes.
Kneed you between the thighs.
And your screaming for your mother.
And I laugh at you,
So you fight back, too.
This won't really take forever.
I rather listen to pop,
Than hear you whine.
Jennifer Lopez's songs,
Are better than thine.
So.............
I'm waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
Come on.
Come on.
Waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
Hoe!
Waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
You hoe!!!!!!!
But my order's here.
The waiter's taking forever.
Then a fat guy comes,
Hits my flat nogg-on.
My fist, his face, comes right together.
The group then breaks up,
And there is a big feud.
Chairs flyin', guys dyin'.
That seems really rude.
I may be a dumb*** who just likes to fight.
It will happen now, tonight.
Waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
Come on.
Come on.
I got two black eyes.
Kneed you between the thighs.
And your screaming for your mother.
And I laugh at you,
So you fight back, too.
This won't really take forever.
I rather listen to pop,
Than hear you whine.
Jennifer Lopez's songs,
Are better than thine.
So.............
I'm waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
Come on.
Come on.
Waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
Hoe!
Waiting for fight, you hoe!
You're fighting like a Britney Spears.
Waiting for a fight, you hoe!
I'll you down, over, right here!
Waiting for a fight.
You hoe!!!!!!!
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Hi, How can I get the parody mp3 of this parody song? Didn't any singer sing it?
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