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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Tropes of AmIRight"
Original Song Title:
"Redneck 12 Days of Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jeff Foxworthy
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Tropes of AmIRight"
Parody Written by:
Blue Collar Comedy Tour
The Lyrics
Woo! Somebody done been to the Walmart!
Man, this is just a regular AmIRight Christmas.
Well you cleaned up, what'd ya get?
5 tropes that stink!
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
You fool, you got gipped; there's twelve days of Christmas!
I know that, I got it covered. Look over there in the corner.
That's yours too?!
Yeah!
12 fake usernames
11 copied comments
10 weekly 'tard-bombs
9 years 'o life wasted
8 Gary school tales
7 obscure crap-tons
6 sugar-free cakes
5 tropes that stink!
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
Man, these ain't normal Christmas presents.
No, they're AmIRight tropes.
AmIRight tropes?
Yeah, like if you post the same topics five times a day every day for six months.
Or if you can memorize the entire chorus to "Rhythm Steps".
Perhaps if you think that Gary McNamara is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in copy/pasted comments.
Or if you end every copy/pasted post with "Darrrrrrrrrr."
What's wrong with that?
Didn't say there was something wrong with it. It's just hard to beat!
12 fake usernames
11 copied comments
10 weekly 'tard-bombs
9 years 'o life wasted
8 Gary school tales
7 obscure crap-tons
6 sugar-free cakes
5 tropes that stink!
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
Well you know you can't really consider it an AmIRight Christmas unless you have a big political fight in the comments section!
You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear. That's where the nine years o' life wasted comes in. I'm gonna do it for you again, now listen!
12 fake usernames
11 copied comments
10 weekly 'tard-bombs
9 years 'o life wasted
8 Gary school tales
7 obscure crap-tons
6 sugar-free cakes
5 tropes that stink! (Yee-haw!)
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
Are you crying?
No, just my allergies.
Happy holidays, everybody!
Man, this is just a regular AmIRight Christmas.
Well you cleaned up, what'd ya get?
5 tropes that stink!
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
You fool, you got gipped; there's twelve days of Christmas!
I know that, I got it covered. Look over there in the corner.
That's yours too?!
Yeah!
12 fake usernames
11 copied comments
10 weekly 'tard-bombs
9 years 'o life wasted
8 Gary school tales
7 obscure crap-tons
6 sugar-free cakes
5 tropes that stink!
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
Man, these ain't normal Christmas presents.
No, they're AmIRight tropes.
AmIRight tropes?
Yeah, like if you post the same topics five times a day every day for six months.
Or if you can memorize the entire chorus to "Rhythm Steps".
Perhaps if you think that Gary McNamara is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Or if you've ever misspelled anything in copy/pasted comments.
Or if you end every copy/pasted post with "Darrrrrrrrrr."
What's wrong with that?
Didn't say there was something wrong with it. It's just hard to beat!
12 fake usernames
11 copied comments
10 weekly 'tard-bombs
9 years 'o life wasted
8 Gary school tales
7 obscure crap-tons
6 sugar-free cakes
5 tropes that stink!
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
Well you know you can't really consider it an AmIRight Christmas unless you have a big political fight in the comments section!
You're not listening to me, get the car key out of your ear. That's where the nine years o' life wasted comes in. I'm gonna do it for you again, now listen!
12 fake usernames
11 copied comments
10 weekly 'tard-bombs
9 years 'o life wasted
8 Gary school tales
7 obscure crap-tons
6 sugar-free cakes
5 tropes that stink! (Yee-haw!)
4 geezer tunes
3 hundred Boy Scouts
2 loving Briants
And that trite, old song, called "Rhythm Steps"!
Are you crying?
No, just my allergies.
Happy holidays, everybody!
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Gosh, the OS, tropes, rhyming and matching patterns are swell. 555 as always!!!
That right there is funny. I don’t care who you are! 5’s
^^^^^Looks like George&GermaineBriantFan is up and awake at the group home. If I heard correctly, he gets a star on his wall chart if he makes doo-doo and none of it ends up in his pants. I'm not sure what happens when he tries to eat it, other than influencing what he writes, such as his cowardly insistence on posting under other people's names instead of George&GermaineBriantFan. Here's a thought: Try using the names of all the family members who've disowned you. That should last you a good ten years.
Funny and Sad because it's all too true.
And you forgot to mention about the_conqueror_of_parodies always cleaning out the cookies to give all the bogus multiples-of-15 votes.
Hey Fake Philosopher, I’ve been up since 4 AM this morning. I’ve done more in the nine hours since then today than you’ve ever done, or ever will do, in your entire life. Looks like you caught onto my tactics today. Didja see all the fellating going on in TCOP’s “Bad” entry? Toxic sexuality all over a board member who eats Cheetos and cosplays as a Star Wars character. As regards this entry, I noticed you once again failed to comprehend the subject matter at all, which is all about the various tropes I’ve used on AmIRight throughout the years. Think back to all the times you got offended by my ideas and fixations, when all I was trying to do was spread awareness about them. Or think back to when you slandered a +/- 100-year-old song because you’re too cowardly to admit that the songs from back then had more creativity than all other genres in music history COMBINED. Lastly, still holding out on our “take” on the Obi-Wan Kenobi fellating? Sure, just sit there and do nothing while some anonymous board member dreams of hugging TCOP’s phallus because he has no accomplishments of his own. (No, I am NOT the “please help Obi-Wan” poster.) Plus, you’ve obviously forgotten that I’m branding myself as the board’s Joe Penner, as a counterpoint to the stupid-ass TCOP/Obi-Wan Kenobi contention. Puhleeze Halp Uzz can have his Obi-Wan Kenobi masturbation fantasies and I’ll have ducks to sell all across the board. As Joe Penner would say: Oh, wo-ho-ho is me. Wo-ho-ho is me…
I'd love to know why you get up at that hour as you've never mentioned any kind of job. My workday is 4:00 AM - 1:00 PM, which I love. Here's some irony: one of the things I've repeated ad nauseum is your inability to recognize the obvious even when it's been pointed out dozens of times. The primary reason is you need the narrative to have something to build on. For example, Phil Ossifer is a pun, not a job title; I don't get "offended" by your stupid songs or hyper-repeated subjects, I just mock you for being unable to get past them; I'm far from the only one mocking your 'tard anthem, just the loudest. As for you "spreading awareness", have the good folks of Kansas thanked you for saving them from the Nawtzee scourge that is Germanfest? Solid effort there, citizen. No one else would call themselves "the board's Joe Penner", so it didn't even take your brain capacity to figure it out, and lastly, I quit reading TCOP's stuff ages ago, so it looks like I left you a playground where you can 'tard out to your heart's content without fear of negative commentary.
I’d love to know why you wasted five minutes to post yet another worthless comment, so once again I feel obligated to respond to you. How many narratives do you think I need? We’ve got the offended narrative, the ‘tard anthem playbook, the Gary McNamara BS plus the Grandpa Magic tactic, not to mention the others of course. Also, your low IQ showed its true self when you slandered Sally Eilers because I have the gall to even think that she’s a lovely looking woman, let alone wish her a happy birthday. Be lucky I’m even wasting my time on you this Friday the 13th. In the meantime, I remain fortunate that I’ll never have to see your dumb face, your ugly wife or your disgusting kids in person. Get lost.
I think the low IQ award should go to someone who wants to wish a mostly skeletonized corpse "Happy Birthday". Blah blah, wife, blah blah kids, IOW things that will never be a part of your life.
Philster, please. As today is Saturday, I’m spending yet another Saturday at Trans-Allied making sure you have your @$$ handed to you. You must assuredly get offended by me and my subjects 24/7. Otherwise you wouldn’t be commenting on my entries all the time. Also, you’ve obviously forgotten that it’s been months since I last referenced the Gary McNamara story. The two-year anniversary of him telling that on the radio is December 21st. Lastly, I’m fine without having a wife and kids. I wouldn’t know how to have a relationship with them anyway. And I’m too stupid to think of a response to your slander against Sally Eilers, so I guess you win? Solid effort there, fake philosopher.
There are certain "unwritten rules" to Amiright. For example: If an idea seems obvious to you, it probably seemed obvious to somebody else first, so make sure somebody else hasn't already written it -- or hasn't written it for several years. Also, and I speak from personal experience on this one: Never write an entire parody just to use one great line. I once turned "Hotel California" into a song about "The Lion King," because I just HAD to use the line, "And in the royal chambers, they gather for the feast. They stabbed it with their steely claws, and they just ate wildebeest!"
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