Frankie Boyle on my face
Don't know if he rains for days
His language isn't nice
That Green Mile sketch was hilarious

If I don't watch his sketch show
I'll drown in suicide
And hang myself to the bloody smear
That gave me birth to me

Frank me up

Who is he really
(Frank me up)
I think that I'm drowning
(Frank me up)
Where are we seeing him
(Frank me up)
It is to be there so I'll scream

Mr Frankie Boyle
He doesn't like special needs adults
He thinks they should die
Die, die, of Ebola
His Green Mile sketch
Featured a black man shagging his bird

If I don't see his sketches
I'll die in the pouring rain
Than listen to his joke about Harvey
And Katie Price
Frank me up, woah

Frank me up
(Where are we staying)
Frank me up
(I feel like he's shouting)
Frank me up
(I swear that he's still here)
Frank me up
(I want you to ban him)
Frank me up

(Bridge):

If I don't commit suicide
Just like Frankie Boyle
I remember how to be a Scotsman so proud
And a Christian so free
He'll be banging on about Down's and REM
If I make controversial jokes
Channel 4 won't be proud, woah

Frank me up

Where are we going
(Frank me up)
Where are we doing
(Frank me up)
I can hardly wait for Frankie
(Watch his space)
I don't watch Taramadol Nights
(Frank me up)
Wish

Frank me up