Song Parodies -> "Been Kill Stealing"

Original Song Title:

"Been Caught Stealing"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Jane's Addiction

Parody Song Title:

"Been Kill Stealing"

Parody Written by:

tealCardiocord

The Lyrics

I came up with this last night, and soon realized that I was on to something.

I've been kill stealing, yeah,
on TF2,
I enjoy kill steals.
It's just as simple as that.
Well, it's just a simple fact.
When I want you dead,
I don't want to work for it.

I mooch off other guys,
Mooch off other guys,
Engineer, heavy or spy, you'll die.
Die right now!

I'll kill-steal as a scout,
I'll only launch just one hit,
And then I just split,
And all the credit's for me.
And I do it just like that.
When I want you dead,
I don't want to work for it.

I mooch off other guys,
Mooch off other guys,
Engineer, heavy or spy, you'll die.
Die right now!

I camp around the edge,
I watch you get hit,
Then I swoop in and
Claim the kill!
And I do it just like that.
When I want you dead,
I don't want to work for it.

I mooch off other guys,
Mooch off other guys,
Engineer, heavy or spy, you'll die.
die, die, die, die, die...

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