Oh yeah, need to upgrade again (let me tell ya)

It's a wonder man can read at all
Things once were big, now they are small
Who can tell? My Packerd-Bell keeps on getting smaller
And I gave up dough for this one
Only to be told
Though it's neat
It's obsolete
Upgrade to pentium 3
And nothing's going to change the way we live
Bill Gates can always take but never give
And now that things are changing for the worse,
See, its a crazy world we're living in
And I can't believe the stuff they're coming out with next
But all I have to say is-

Computer's made of virtual insanity now
Hard drives seem to govern all our lives today
With useless, twisted, cutting edge technology
All with digital sound - till the next ones come around

And I'm thinking what a mess we got
With the computer I just bought
I could slip the software in that McAfee has made
And now every virus, made by the pirates
Finds its way
Into my P-D-A
My 'puter blew up yesterday
There's nothing left to do but pay
Another roll of cash so I can get a
DELL!
It's so insane
My Microsoft has crashed again
There's something in these
hard drives that just has to be sold.

Computer's made of virtual insanity now
Hard drives seem to govern all our lives today
With useless, twisted, cutting edge technology
All with digital sound - till the next ones come around

We got digital sound
Till the next version comes around
And now it's virtual insanity
Forget your virtual humanity
Oh, there's nothing so bad.
Then the RAM you thought you had
Oh yeah
I know yeah

(Cool instrumental break)

Computer's made of virtual insanity now
Cell phones seem to govern all our lives today
With useless, twisted, cutting edge technology
All with digital sound - till the next ones come around