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Song Parodies -> "Inner Ear"

Original Song Title:

"Disappear"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"Inner Ear"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A man has issues with popping ears...OR DOES HE?!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

I hate flyin'
Makes somethin' go pop in me
Not a metaphor, tiny
Earbones buried deep
Great heights make them go arry, so I
Prefer to be floored
So if you see me barfin'
You will know the cause

Head ain't fine, brain's alright
Got problems with my inner ear
Sense of balance? Outta here
Huge problems with my inner ear

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

(So) Think I'm fine whenever I'm grounded (but then)
But what do I know (it's not all that much, mind)?
Because a bus trip sets off in me
The urgent need to barf as well
I'm sent reelin' once I'm at the station
Don't feel well, this is super bogus
Bathroom door's shut, feelin's back? No way

This ain't right, somethin's fried
Got problems with my inner ear
All my balance? Outta here
Huge problems with my inner ear
Though I've tried, still I find
Got problems with my inner ear
Kicks my balance outta gear
Huge problems with my inner ear

Inner ear, inner ear, inner ear, inner ear
Inner ear, inner ear (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo)
Inner ear, inner ear (doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

(Say) Say that I should
Blame a diff'rent set of reasons (just start all over)?
But I could never, ever think of
What could cause these feels
Other than all of those airtight locations
Sure, blame it on my tendency to stick my
Fingers right in my ears, man

Can't be right, it's a lie
The problem's with my inner ear
Index finger deep in here?
Nope, problem's with my inner ear
Know I'm right at this time
The problem's with my inner ear
Stickin' pencils deep in here?
Nope, problem's with my inner ear
I'll be fine with this, right
The problem's with my inner ear
Pokin' needles deep in here?
Nope, problem's with my inner ear
You tell lies

True story: my likely-too-invasive ear-cleaning habits screwed up the hearing in my left ear for a few days the other week. Obviously, my main concern was the lack of stereo function while using my earphones. Priorities!

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hamend - December 18, 2017 - Report this comment
I have been reminded of something I shouldn't do
Matthias - January 04, 2018 - Report this comment
This tune really had a great POP sound to it!
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
"Don't stick that finger in your ear, you don't know where it's been!"--Major Rex Kramer in Airplane.
Max Power - January 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Also the habit of trying to dig out the skin flake fused with dried ear wax.

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