Sesame Street on a lamp post
Tryin' to find the episodes from way back when
Everyone says, "Elmo’s the one I love the most
But Grover's not far behind"

I live in a trash can, there’s not tellin’ where I’ve been
Looks like I must really stink
I say that I don't care, I just run my hands through my thick green hair
Then I pray to God… and the show is brought to you,

By the number 5 let the Count von Count explain
Letter C when the Cookie Monster wants to eat
Number 4, if Snuffleupagus is large and hairy
And if Big Bird’s feathers are yellow, letter B, letter B

This morning I woke up alone, found them all sitting by my can
Sayin', "Wake up it’s a beautiful Sunday"
I wanted to scream at you
They all sang, I didn't know just what I should do
So I sat back down in my can of trash, and the show is brought to you

By the number 5 let the Count von Count explain
Letter C when the cookie monster wants to eat
Number 4, if Snuffleupagus is large and hairy
And if Big Bird’s feathers are yellow, letter B, letter B

No, no, no, no

By the number 5 let the Count von Count explain
Letter C when the cookie monster wants to eat
Number 4, if Snuffleupagus is large and hairy
And if Big Bird’s feathers are yellow, letter B, letter B, ah

Last night I tried to leave, cried so much I could not believe
This was the same show I fell in love with long ago
I went in the back to the executives
I sat down on the couch and cried, yellin'
"Goddamit, please kill me!!!"
And the show is brought to you by the

Number 5 let the Count von Count explain
Letter C when the cookie monster wants to eat
Number 4, if Snuffleupagus is large and hairy
And if Big Bird’s feathers are yellow, letter B

By the number 5 let the Count von Count explain
Letter C when the cookie monster wants to eat
Number 4, if Snuffleupagus is large and hairy
And if Big Bird’s feathers are yellow, letter B, letter B
Ah, letter B