[Courtney]:
Every time that they sell a ticket to you,
I feel like I want to go, but you don't want to
I will tear the popcorn off of you
Rose red, I will make you watch this or I'll break up with you

[Courtney and Kristen]:
Was he asking for it?
Was he asking nice?
Yeah, he didn't ask for it
He didn't ask me twice

Every time that I stare into the screen,
He only stares when the girl's dress comes undone
Every time that I stare into the screen!
He likes the models or the ones who look like one!
Wild blind flash lights, do me in!
Do you think I can make him watch it again?!

Was he asking for it?
Was he asking nice?
Yeah, he wasn't asking for it
He didn't ask me twice

Yeah!
Sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you
([Kurt]: Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)
And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)

[Kurt]:
Sit through this
Sit through this

[Courtney and Kristen]:
Was he asking for it?
Was he asking nice?
Yeah, he wasn't asking for it
He didn't ask me twice

[Courtney]:
Was he asking for it?!
Was he asking nice?!
Yeah, he wasn't asking for it!
He didn't ask me twice!

Ah
And if you...
Ah
And if you...
Ah
And if you...

[Courtney and Kristen]:
Sit...

[Courtney]:
And if you...

[Courtney and Kristen (and Kurt)]:
Sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)
And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)
And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you!
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)
And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you!
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)

Sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)
And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you...
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)

And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you!
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)
And if you sit through this with me, I swear that I won't cry in front of you...!
(Sit through this, I swear that I won't cry in front of you)

(Sit through this, sit through this)
Sit, sit, sit...