Oh, get me noticed
And put me on TV
A walking study
In free publicity

Hey...think I'll go out naked
Yeah...act intoxicated
Hey...people will be talking now

Oh, look at my face
On Rolling Stone again
I need to start a buzz
Can't get forgotten

Hey...trouble, I can make it
Yeah...don't care if I'm hated
Hey...I bet you're upset now

Drunken capers
Make the papers
I need coverage from the press
I need to get seen
On Access Hollywood
They'll send reporters to film my arrest
Just go out drinkin', and crash my car now
If they ignore me, I know what to do
Beautiful tabloids, beautiful photos
I don't feel right unless they're around

You better watch me
And take your pictures
Go make me infamous
That's what you're here for

Hey...pictures, you can take it
Yeah...privacy, invade it
Hey...don't let me be let down

Make those deadlines
Give me headlines
I'll do crazy stuff you won't want to miss
I'll be ridiculous
Act outrageous
Punch a waitress
Oh, just go senseless
Motorcycle, right down the sidewalk
Go knock down a random stranger with my fist
I'll be famous, I always knew I would
I'm glad I came and made a giant mess

You want publicity
Well, you can get it cheap
Yeah, I can get it cheap