When they go off to the polls in that old election game
There's one guy in the contest, always goes against the grain
Never held elected office, pizza's on his resume
Used to work in rocket science, and his name is Herman Cain

Election's gone on a long long time,
As candidates campaign
But leaders always rise and leaders always fall
And no one's really sure who'se falling down today, running away

Now Herman takes the time to spell it out 9-9-9
At Occupy Wall Street, now there he draws a line, big line
From calling them all lazy, that he does not refrain
He tells them get a job, it's what we hear from Herman Cain

Women he should leave...on their own
Women he must leave...well alone
Yes the women he should leave...on their own
Women he must learn to leave...all alone

I know it's hard to get a job these days
In this depressed employment market
So can you really blame yourself
Well, if you listen to him bark it...

Ladies Herm must leave, on their own
Hermanator needs to leave, them alone
Even women need some time, on their own
Herman needs to stay within, comfort zones

Can they forgive harassment, or will this doom the man's campaign?
Is he gonna beat Mitt Romney, or will his poll stats start to drain?
And now he's blaming Perry, passing buck is Herm's new game
This old train is derailing, sing a dirge for Herman Cain

Don't you know that there's nothing funny
Don't you know that there's nothing cute
Sex harassment is nothing funny
Cain's gonna get the boot, he's gonna get the boot

Don't you know that there's nothing funny
Don't you know that there's nothing cute
Sex harassment is nothing funny
Cain's gonna get the boot, he's gonna get the boot

Don't you know that there's nothing funny
Don't you know that there's nothing cute
Sex harassment is nothing funny
Cain's gonna get the boot, he's gonna get the boot

Don't you know that there's nothing funny
Don't you know that there's nothing cute
Sex harassment is nothing funny
Cain's gonna get the boot, he's gonna get the boot