Song Parodies -> "Hobbitcase"

Original Song Title:

"Basketcase"

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"Hobbitcase"

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The Lyrics

Samwise Gamgee: loyal, selfless and brave companion, right? Think again...this is what was really going on in his head. WARNING: This parody includes some intemperate hobbit language!

What a crappy time, all Frodo does is whine
About the "ring" and stabbing Sting into orcs
I am one of those ver-tic-lly challenged fools
Who should've stayed at home, coz I hate long walks

Ringwraiths, malevolent and grim
And Frodo's mind's f***ed off on him
That Gollum's such a pr**k
And lembas* makes me si-ick
Wish I was in the Shire...getting stoned!

We made Rivendell; we thought we'd done our spell
'Til Elrond conned us into taking a trip
Started off with nine, and things were going fine
'Til Gandalf took a dive, the cranky old drip!

That Pippin's such a clumsy jerk
And Legolas is just hard work
And I caught Aragorn
Reading some elvish po-orn..
The Fellowship's a joke....I should know!

Miss my hobbit hole,
Man, I want to go home..

Instrumental (with Sam mumbling angrily to himself)
*Bloody Gimli...tell ME I'm fat...Balrog needs to bloody well chill out....what the f**k's going on with those uruk-hai?...mumblemumble...*

So here I am in Emyn Muil
I'm tired and hungry; what a tool!
I traded in romance
And Rosie Cotton's pa-ants
For this suicidal scenario!!

* lembas- elvish bread

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Arwen - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I remember when we first met on this site, Mr. Robertson, and you told me that LOTR just wasn't your thing...(an excuse for not reading all my old stuff)...and now look at you!

HA!

Everyone gives in eventually...

Stuart McArthur - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I dunno, Kristof...I guess LOTR just isn't my thing

but I gotta give you 5s as a welcome back present :-)

Arwen - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Don't let him fool you, Kristof...he gave up a FAR weaker and short lived fight than you did...not to mention that he does whatever I ask him to.

Stuart McArthur - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

psst, Kristof - can you believe she's fallen for the old Aussie string-em-along trick? - just like we were saying at our last AAC (Amiright Aussie Contingent) meeting
it's too easy!
See Luke!.......you doubter!!

Kristof Robertson - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, Arwen...I succumbed; and as penance I'm gonna have to go back and read all your LOTR parodies. However, judging from the response to this, I'm gonna have to go back on the wagon (or just write better parodies) :-) Thanx. Stuart...AAC meeting? Do I get an invite?

pickle - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

And then he went onto that 'don't let a mobile phone ruin your viewing' ad in the cinema! Sam got a raw deal!

Arwen - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

AAC=Annoying Aussie Contingent. If you happen to be members (well, I KNOW Stuart is) then you're both Bastards!!

Peregrin - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

"That Pippin's such a clumsy jerk"!

Izzat so? 1's for you ! Oh rats, I already voted 5's. Good one Kristof!

Stuart McArthur - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

ahem, sorry Kristof, I know this thread beolngs to you but....

I believe, Arwen, that you're confusing us with the more famous AAC, "Arwen's Annoying Comments" - famous because of the website of that name, whose membership is escalating exponentially.
I'm sort of the "Malcolm" of that website thanks to the vastness of my contributions - in fact I'm posting your most recent one as we speak!

Arwen - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, Stuart, congratulations on earning yourself the right never to hear another comment from me again.

Seriously. Nice work.

Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

No that's from the "Arwen's Angry Comments" AAC site...kiss kiss
(you can pretend all you like but you're not angry)

Kristof Robertson - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

Kids, kids! Break it up!!

Stuart McArthur - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment

awww, gee willakers, Mr R, SHE started it!!

Dylan Baranski - February 14, 2007 - Report this comment

As usual, 5-5-5.

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