Don't wanna be an Armenian idiot
One more time when I'll speak to the media
It's more rude when I come from Cardiff
I type the new materialism age of paranoia

Welcome to our new brand of glasses
All across the Armenian nation
Always have a good song up your sleeve
If we get to Armenian countries
It be alright if we don't come from
Come from bleeding Cardiff

Well, maybe I'm the next Ray Winstone
Or maybe I'm the next Jack Daniels
Or can you hear 'Parklife' on college radio
And say fuck off to the age of Damon Albarn

Welcome to our old kind of attention
One more song then I'll have to go
If the door knocks, don't talk to people
Don't talk to people you don't know
That'll be like talking to Chris Rock
You low expectation-having motherfucker

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Don't wanna be an Armenian idiot
One parodist shot by the media
If the nations into the Black Keys
Don't give a fuck if they're into Queensryche

Welcome to our new kind of attention
All across the American nation
Don't send me a message if you please

Television dreams of today's shite
Welcome to me playing 'Super Bass'
I ain't Nicki Minaj am I, not thank ya