We’ll holler their lines
“I’m a Sweet Transvestite!”
While we’re wearing fishnet stockings and black gloves
Fans are chucking toast and toilet paper rolls
Then call Brad an “asshole” and “slut” for Janet!

Each week I dress up with these creeps
In gold underpants like Rocky
The virgins take the stage
With strange acts they’re engaged
Then we’ll flip off the lights
To start the flick!

Our shout-outs will sync
With mocking the movie
See the criminologist and yell “Where’s your neck?!”
We’ll dance the Time Warp
With the pelvic thrust and more
It’s always exciting to get your mind wrecked!

The actors there might seem obscene
You could get kissed by a drag queen
It’s all part of the fun
Conservatives will shun
Common-sense is destroyed…
Hot Patootie!

Crashing… to… the… floor
In Anticipat…………….ion

Make fun of how the cripple speaks
Und cheer that Meat Loaf plays Eddie
You will want to come again
Trying on your new corset
Since you are overjoyed
Frank got boned!