Song Parodies -> "The Ravages of Age"

Original Song Title:

"Iris"

Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"The Ravages of Age"

Parody Written by:

Afterlife Unknown

The Lyrics

Song basically about growing old and having one foot in the grave. Second verse im most proud of

I'd give up grandmother to touch you
Cos senility comes round somehow
She's the closest to heaven, that she's ever been
Dont' care for the old folks right now
And all she can taste are her dentures
And all she can breathe is her pipe
Sooner or later she'll go home
Who knows if she'll croak in the night?

And I don't want the world to see her
Cos I don't think she can even stand
When hipjoints are made to be broken
I won't be there to lend her a hand

And she can't fight the reaper thats comin
Or the misplaced false tooth in her eye
When watching her George Formby movies
We use cattle prods just to keep her alive!

And I don't want the world to see her
Cos I don't think she can even stand
When hipjoints are made to be broken
I won't be there to lend her a hand

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