Hey man, could you tell me if you would mi-ind
If I search your kitchen toni-ight?
I've made some important plans for dinin'
And I can't order some Chinese to go-o
These people expect the best food, man
I might've overhyped a tad
I'm lookin' for what I had a while ago
And I let you borrow

You never gave it back so do that now
Got picky people comin' 'round
Don't think good impression's will be fou-ound
Without my great cake recipe
Cake recipe-e
Cake recipe-e
Cake recipe-e

Is it underneath the sink?
Next to the coffee grou-ounds?
This may look weird to you, but you see
I can't let these folks down
Cause I just really wanna impress them, dude
Only way I know how's to
Make the best dessert in dessert hist'ry, so
Where'd you stash it, dude?

I'm gonna turn your whole house upside down
If it helps me locate it now
Cause though I've got so much wine, they'll dro-own
I need my great cake recipe

The party's kinda happenin' right now
I bent the truth like a tree bough
But the most important thing right no-ow
Is "find my great cake recipe"
Cake recipe-e
Cake recipe-e
Cake recipe-e

I'm kinda in a hectic mood toni-ight
I've got another date, that's ri-ight
And half the folks at my place are from work
The other rich, related dyin' fo-olks
A cavalcade of clichés, it's sad
And I'd bet my left butt cheek that
It turns out the recipe was in my home
I'd feel like such a dope

The last joke before the credits come down
And big belly laughs all around
Cam'ra zooms on my twitchy eye no-ow
I scream to space: "Cake recipe!"
Cake recipe-e
But before that pa-art
Must check your bra drawer and dig up the yard