Tell me, do you think I look all right
With my disfiguring skin blight
As you see, I've got no arms for drivin'
I've just got stumps where lots of parts should go

And you know, I might not smell as bad
If you just plug your nose a tad
If I had a clone to harvest spare parts from
I'd be no freak sideshow

Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And leave some body parts around
My ass is gone, what's left looks like ground round, just like my face

Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy

You can count on me to stink
And not to sleep around
Because the infidelious parts of me
Fell off and hit the ground

'Cos now my willy's just held on with glue
It's a lovely shade of blue
If I hadn't gotten Hansen's years ago
I'd not have skin like goo

Tommorow you can drive us both downtown
I'll be the scariest street-clown
Do antics and then pass my hat around to score some change

Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy

[guitar solo -- fingers fall off]

Tomorrow I can show myself 'round town
And scare the kids at the playground
Look like I crawled from six feet underground, beyond hell's gates

Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy
Hey leprosy

Tell me do you think I look a fright
Like I just lost a ginsu fight
Think you know, I'm not one much for griping
But gotta say, this sickness really blows

And you know it makes me kinda mad
That all my skin hangs off in chads
If I hadn't gotten Hansen's years ago
I'd have fingers and toes

Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the haters take me down
Outcast, a stranger in my own hometown, it's my sad fate,

Hey leprosy

Hey leprosy

And I can take heart
I'll be dead when I fall apart