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Song Parodies -> "Hey Josh, Lets Run A Wire"
Original Song Title:
"Standing Outside The Fire"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Josh, Lets Run A Wire"
Parody Written by:
Roswell
The Lyrics
Working for an Internet company I got my friend a job there as my asistant. I was in charge of making the work stations and some servers, and running all the Cat5e ethernet wire. This song is dedicated to Josh, a friend who knew little about computers and nothing about wiring before he started at the company. Now he can do any wiring job out there.
Some say I'm cruel
But I will teach what you need to know
For running wires high and low
So get ready for your fingers to burn
We need the tools
To make the wires its no game
I want you to make one just the same
now come on show me what you've learned
But we must hurry here to make all they require
For soon they will come and ask where is that new wire
Some are so long
But I don't want to hear you groan
For I had made all those on my own
Even brought some down the wall
It might take a week
But still I will always persist
A straight labeled wire without a twist
Now lets finish before they call
They're so strict on us working, no job is hire
Convinced you're just lurking if your not running a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
Take this one that is blue
bring it threw the hole
Pulling it through then connect it to the console
We need more supply for what they require
So lets now divide
and I will get more CAT5 wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
But I will teach what you need to know
For running wires high and low
So get ready for your fingers to burn
We need the tools
To make the wires its no game
I want you to make one just the same
now come on show me what you've learned
But we must hurry here to make all they require
For soon they will come and ask where is that new wire
Some are so long
But I don't want to hear you groan
For I had made all those on my own
Even brought some down the wall
It might take a week
But still I will always persist
A straight labeled wire without a twist
Now lets finish before they call
They're so strict on us working, no job is hire
Convinced you're just lurking if your not running a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
Take this one that is blue
bring it threw the hole
Pulling it through then connect it to the console
We need more supply for what they require
So lets now divide
and I will get more CAT5 wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Hey Josh, Lets run a wire
Place it on that guide, hey man show me some pride
So now, hey Josh lets run that wire
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