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Song Parodies -> "Much Too Dumb (To Act This Damn Bold)"
Original Song Title:
"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"Much Too Dumb (To Act This Damn Bold)"
Parody Written by:
Chris
The Lyrics
Pretty much from ol Georgie's point of view...some verses are more from my own POV though...
This old war keeps dragging onward
Seems there aint no end in sight
I'd get off their soil, but we really need the oil
There's bombs a-flashing in the Iraqi nights
In the White House, we're all scheming
Coming up with lies for you to believe
I guess we're through with Don, but the war keeps raging on
We'll keep our soldiers dying senselessly
And the trite lies keep on flowing, as the nation's being sold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
All the troops are on the frontline, negotiations going cold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
The opposistion's getting stronger
Speaking out, against this unjust war
This worn out tape of Anti-Flag, and some burning rags
Seem to be at the growing resistances' core
And the White Houses' getting stronger, while the lies they are all told
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
All our cash is in the ground now, the oil sucked from the mold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
I am much too dumb to act so damn bold...
Seems there aint no end in sight
I'd get off their soil, but we really need the oil
There's bombs a-flashing in the Iraqi nights
In the White House, we're all scheming
Coming up with lies for you to believe
I guess we're through with Don, but the war keeps raging on
We'll keep our soldiers dying senselessly
And the trite lies keep on flowing, as the nation's being sold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
All the troops are on the frontline, negotiations going cold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
The opposistion's getting stronger
Speaking out, against this unjust war
This worn out tape of Anti-Flag, and some burning rags
Seem to be at the growing resistances' core
And the White Houses' getting stronger, while the lies they are all told
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
All our cash is in the ground now, the oil sucked from the mold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
I am much too dumb to act so damn bold...
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Attention: This parody, amongst a few others under this authors name, were not written by him. I wrote them, but didnt know there was an exsisting "Chris" on AmiRIght. So please disregard this one, and any others with this message. Sorry to Chris, and to you, the reader. I have re-submitted them under a new name.
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