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Song Parodies -> "Two Bean Enchiladas"

Original Song Title:

"Two Pina Coladas"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Two Bean Enchiladas"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I was hungry for spice
And some good Spanish rice
When I saw an ad on TV
They said we're tellin' you, our tacos are groovin'
You'll love the authenticity
That was the last straw
I hopped into my car
Started her up and drove down
Now my gut's on a roll
I'm as sick as a troll
Tonight I'm gonna surely drown

Chorus:
I had two bean enchiladas
Now I'm feeling bad, man
Let's set sail with Pepto Bismol
And never see dry land
Side of guacamole, I buried it in the sand
yes I had two bean enchiladas
And that's the last time I'm eating there, man

It's like I'm on a boat
And my stomach's afloat
Green chiles are barkin' at me
Grease in my mind
Tortured behind
The maladies beans often bring
Now I'm back at home
I'm here on the throne
The Pepto's beginning to foam
I've gotta say
That I know I'm gonna stay
Cause I'll be stickin' really close to home

I had two bean enchiladas
Now I'm feeling bad, man
Let's set sail with Pepto Bismol
And never see dry land
Side of guacamole, I buried it in the sand
I had two bean enchiladas
That's the last time I'm eating there, man

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John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Tasty title and parody.
2Eagle - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Fragrant and fuzzy.
AFW - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS...but I like what I read..
John Jenkins - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Two bean enchiladas and guacamole sounds good to me, but this parody cleverly expresses how it might not always be good.
Michael Pacholek - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this also the Rupert Holmes song? "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)"?
Janna and Becky - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Can we take this one to a bar and sing karaoke with these words?!?! We'd be going home alone if we did, though! ;)
LOTR Fan - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good song, but it would be better if you changed it to: I had two bean enchiladas, they gave me some major gas.
Michael - January 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Found this looking for 'Two Pea Green Impalas' by Bo Reynolds, but I really like this version. Good job!

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