I'm only happy wearing hanes
I'm only happy when it's cotton jaded
and though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy wearing hanes

A wide selection they have briefs in plaid
pink cotton panties makes me feel so bad
I'm only happy wearing hanes

Four white ankle high socks, four white ankle high socks for me
Four white ankle high socks, four white ankle high socks for me

I'm only happy wearing hanes
I feel good when I'm in my Long Johns
I only wish they'd make the small, small thongs
I'm only happy wearing hanes

I ran naked in the park
And to my rescue was the man in black
His name was Michael J, WEAR HANES, he spat
I'm only happy wearing hanes

White T-Shirts get wet, you can see right through
T-Shirt competitions need them too
I'm only happy wearing hanes

Four white ankle high socks (Four white ankle high socks)
Four white ankle high socks for me (Four white ankle high socks)
Four white ankle high socks (Four white ankle high socks)
Four white ankle high socks for me (Four white ankle high socks)
Four white ankle high socks (Four white ankle high socks)
Four white ankle high socks for me (Four white ankle high socks)
Four white ankle high socks

Can I sniff your underwear?
As long as you don't care

I'm only happy wearing hanes
You wanna hear about my forward fashion
Crew necks and boxers make a bold impression
I'm only happy wearing hanes (four white ankle high socks for me)

I'm only happy wearing hanes (four white ankle high socks for me)
I'm only happy wearing hanes (four white ankle high socks for me)
I'm only happy wearing hanes (four white ankle high socks for me)
I'm only happy wearing hanes (four white ankle high socks for me)